Title: Favoring Fire Ð Episode 4
Authors: Beth and Nomi
Email: bethandsam@earthlink.net
and gnomi@world.std.com
Disclaimer: The characters of "Smallville" are owned by
Tollin/Robbins, Millar Gough Ink, Warner Bros., and DC Comics, not by us.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Category: Pre-slash
Challenge: Alien!Clark baldness
Summary: Can America help Lex find the perfect mate?
Notes: This is dedicated to Celli Lane. ItÕs all your fault, babe. As usual, great thanks to Julian Lee for her editorial
skills. Also thanks to BP, Abi
Parish-Parker and Akinaj for pre-reading the episode. All of the help was greatly appreciated.
***
Over the weekend, Clark made a
concerted effort to be as "normal" as possible. To that end, he made plans to hang out
with Pete and Chloe on Saturday and Sunday, spending time with them and just
relaxing, the way they did when they were still in high school. By Sunday night, he thought he had
managed to convince Chloe - if not himself - that everything was back to
normal, and on Sunday night he slept peacefully for the first time in
weeks. He woke Monday morning
refreshed and ready to face whatever the week would bring.
It was a pity, Clark later
reflected, that such a feeling never lasts for more than a couple of hours.
***
He'd never thought he would have
wished this, but for a brief moment Clark wished that his classmates were less
well read.
Not in the class materials; Clark
frequently felt that he was the only one who actually did the readings before
class. But now he had a better
understanding of why.
It had actually started early Monday
morning as Clark headed to the dining hall for breakfast.
"Yo, Kent! Congratulations!" one of the guys
on the hockey team, someone Clark had met briefly while writing a piece on Met
U's new hockey arena, called out to him.
"Huh?" Clark said, but by
then the guy was gone.
"Ke-ent! You animal, you!" This from a member of Met U's
award-winning debate team, though this level of discourse wouldn't have been
any indication.
Finally Clark made it into the
dining hall, still confused. He
quickly got his breakfast together, paid the work-study student working the
cash register Ð who inexplicably gave him a thumbs-up - and then found himself
a table alone in a corner. He was
still feeling somewhat antisocial, and he hoped that his choice of table would
make him less noticeable.
But no such luck. Pete found him within five minutes of
his sitting down.
"Morning, Clark," Pete
said.
"Morning, Pete. Do you know what's going on?"
"What do you mean?"
"People are all looking at me
oddly, or giving me winks, thumbs-up, or out-and-out congratulations. I have no idea what they're talking
about."
"Uh...Clark? Have you been near the newsstand at all
today?"
"No," Clark admitted. "I overslept, so I figured I'd
pick up the paper on the way to class."
"Well," Pete said,
"all of the tabloids came out this morning. And guess who's on the front of every single one."
"Oh, no." Clark was no longer hungry, and he
pushed away his breakfast tray.
"Pete, I've got to go.
I'm gonna try to get back before class, but if I'm late, cover for me,
OK?"
"Yeah, man. Whatever. Give Lex my best, OK?"
At Clark's shocked expression, Pete
laughed. "Where else would I
think you'd be running off to so fast?"
"Don't tell Chloe, OK? You know how she'll be."
"No, Clark, how will I be?"
Chloe asked, sitting down next to Pete.
"He's planning a surprise party
for Lex when the show is over and Lex has made his choice," Pete lied
without missing a beat. "And
Clark knows you get overly excited about surprise parties and can't keep
secrets about them. But I guess
the cat's now out of the bag.
Sorry 'bout that, Clark."
"It's OK, Pete," Clark
said, distracted. "Look, I've
gotta run." He quickly
gathered up the remains of his breakfast and his backpack and left as fast as
he could without shifting into his superspeed.
"Was it something I said?"
Chloe asked Pete.
"Not this time, Chloe. Not this time."
***
"Yes. When you have the complete list, please call me back. Thank you." Lex was hanging up the phone as Clark
walked in. "Ah, Clark. I didn't expect to see you this
early."
"Have you seen them?"
"If by 'them' you mean the
tabloids, yes." Lex gestured
to the pile sitting on his desk.
"Enrique brought me copies of all of them this morning."
"I haven't seen them yet, but
apparently everyone else on the Met U campus has."
"Take a look," Lex
said. "My attorneys are
already working on what sort of compensation we can demand for these rags
besmirching your name and reputation."
Clark looked at the pile of papers,
shrugged, and started looking through them. The headlines screamed out in bold letters:
From the Star News:
"Scion Seen Socializing"
From the Inquest: "Lex:
Lady's Lover?"
From the Tattler:
"Single Millionare Secret Out?"
And from the News of the Wide
World: "Luthor Companion is Alien from Another Planet."
That last one made Clark's heart
stop momentarily until he read the subtitle: "Lady Love's Looks Too
Perfect for Earthling."
ÒWhat about your name and
reputation?Ó Clark asked with a
raised eyebrow as he took in the comments about Lex, his appearance, and
whether his father approved of Veronica or not.
Lex started laughing for the first
time since Enrique had brought him the morning newspapers. By the time he calmed down, Clark was
staring at him like he'd grown a second head; of course, that was one of the
reports in one of the lesser lights of journalism, so Lex almost checked a
mirror before returning Clark's stare. ÒWhat?Ó
ÒWhat did I say that was so funny?Ó
ÒThere's nothing these guys can do
to me that I didn't do to myself when I was younger, Clark. Used to be it wasn't a good week for me
unless I was on the cover on at least one of these things,Ó Lex said as he
reached for his bottle of water.
ÒBut that's not you.Ó
ÒIt was me, Clark. Granted, a part of me that I've
outgrown, but it was still me, and as a result I have no standing to protest my
image appearing in these pathetic attempts at journalism. On the other hand, you don't have a
past to live down, and you do have standing. My lawyer is pursuing any and all avenues to achieve an
equitable end to this mess for you.Ó
ÒYou didn't ask me first.Ó
ÒIf I had, you would have said
something about turning the other cheek or lying down with dogs and waking up
with fleas. This way, I avoid the
down-home aphorisms and I get to do something for you that even your father
can't object to. It's a complete
win for me.Ó
ÒI don't let my father dictate what
you can and can't do for me anymore, Lex.
I make those decisions.Ó
ÒSo I can buy you a car now?Ó
ÒNo, you can't. But you can't because I say so, not
because my father says so.Ó Clark
grinned as he wandered around Lex's desk to get a bottle of water for himself out
of the fridge stashed behind it.
ÒBesides, what'll you do for my birthday if you buy me a car out of the
blue?Ó
ÒTrue,Ó Lex said thoughtfully. ÒBut
that means no holds barred on your birthday present this year, right?Ó
ÒI guess,Ó Clark said, suddenly less
happy than he'd been before.
ÒWhat's wrong?Ó Lex was suddenly
alert. Clark's mood had been
shifting like quicksilver lately, and this time Lex had caught the change
before he thought even Clark had.
ÒNothing.Ó
ÒClark, something's bothering you. I
know it and I didn't push you before, but I'm pushing a little now. What the hell is going on?Ó
ÒThere's nothing going on, Lex. Everything is just fine.Ó
ÒOf course it is. You always run out of rooms when
watching television.Ó
ÒShe was mauling you, and you were
letting her.Ó
ÒI'm dating these women, remember?Ó
Lex started getting angry. ÒIsn't
that the point of this whole thing?
I'm supposed to find a wife and get married, right? Settle down, right? Isn't that what we did this for?Ó
ÒMaybe it's what you did it for,Ó
Clark muttered as he scuffed the carpet with his toe.
Lex was about to ask Clark to repeat
himself when the phone rang. ÒI
have to take this call, Clark.Ó
ÒFine. I have to go to class.
I'll see you later.Ó
ÒClark,Ó Lex called out after the
swiftly retreating young man, who didn't turn around. It was as if he hadn't
heard, even though Lex was sure he had. ÒThat went well,Ó Lex muttered.
***
Clark slid into the seat next to
Pete, feigning breathlessness for those around him. ÒWhat did I miss?Ó Clark whispered.
ÒGood of you to join us this
morning, Mr. Kent. Perhaps you
have an opinion on the merits of supply-side economics that you'd like to share
with the rest of us.Ó
Clark rolled his eyes at Pete and
then launched into a discussion complete with ancient Greek references that
would have made Lex proud. Ever
since Dr. Marks had discovered that Clark Kent was a friend of 'the' Lex
Luthor, he'd spent a great deal of time trying to convince either himself or
Clark, it was never clear which, that Clark was too unschooled to be a ÒrealÓ
friend of Lex's.
When Clark was finished, he grinned
at his professor, who was now slumped against his podium in a rare gesture of
defeat.
ÒThank you, Mr. Kent. We appreciate your erudition on this
matter. Now, if you could only
read a clock, we'd be all set.Ó
Clark colored slightly and sat back
in his seat to pay attention to the rest of the class discussion. He'd never admit it, but he was kind of
glad that Lex had talked him (and the even less willing Pete) to fulfill the
last of their general distribution classes with the weirdly titled, Economic
Policies of the Free World. Even
if most of what he knew came from Lex, it gave Clark an excuse to spend more
time with him than even his history classes had afforded him.
As his professor droned on, Clark
started to think about why, exactly, he wanted to spend more time with
Lex. Even when he was back in
Smallville, he'd thought Lex was cool, but now it was like he was hoarding
every second of time he could get.
He knew things were about to change - and in a big way. Lex had, apparently, met a woman he
felt comfortable marrying. While
Clark still had some misgivings about the whole enterprise, he was sure that
Lex had made a good choice.
Once Lex was married, Clark knew he
wouldnÕt be able to come and go from the penthouse the way he did now. The staff wouldnÕt be catering to his
preferences once there was a new Mrs. Luthor in residence. God, the whole thing was going to suck
so hard.
Clark nearly fell out of his seat
when Pete hip-checked him on his way by.
ÒStop daydreaming, Clark.
You've got class with Chloe in ten minutes. You do *not* want her asking you where your head's at.Ó
ÒYeah, yeah,Ó Clark said.
***
Clark survived not only that day but
the next two with remarkably few problems. He apparently was putting on a good enough face that Chloe
had stopped inspecting his every move.
Pete had complimented him that very morning on his more ÒhumanÓ behavior
and had even jabbed him with an elbow to remind him to laugh at the joke.
By the time he was heading over to
Lex's for the Wednesday evening video watching, Clark felt like he'd mended
fences with everyone but Lex. He'd
avoided calls from Lex until Lex had finally had his lawyer call and do the
talking. The lawyer said something
about Clark choosing to go on the show and thus making himself a media
personality, which then voided, more or less, his right to privacy. However, the lawyer also said he was
exploring another avenue that might prove to be advantageous and that Clark
should be prepared to sign a number of legal documents in the coming weeks.
Clark ducked out of his photography
class with Pete and went to the penthouse early. Although Lex would be working for a few more hours, Clark
believed he could get his thoughts in order better at Lex's than in the dorm,
and he'd be ready when Lex arrived to attempt to fix the things he'd done in
the last week or so.
He hadn't been in the penthouse for
ten minutes when he heard the front door slam. He heard anxiety edging Lex's voice as he asked Enrique,
ÒWhere's Clark?Ó
ÒI'm in the library, Lex,Ó Clark
called from down the hall.
Lex burst into the room, practically
vibrating with barely restrained energy.
ÒWhat's wrong? Why are you
here so early?Ó
ÒHow did you know I was here?Ó
ÒSecurity alerted me the second the
penthouse elevator was used. Are
you okay?Ó Lex studied his friend carefully. He didn't look particularly worse for the wear, so clearly
he'd been sleeping all right, and he certainly didn't look like he'd missed any
meals, so Lex concluded that whatever was bothering Clark wasn't affecting his
sleep.
ÒCalm down, Lex. I'm fine.Ó
ÒOf course you're fine,Ó Lex
scoffed. ÒYou haven't talked to me since Monday morning.Ó Lex took a deep breath to steady
himself and then said, ÒI can't apologize enough for everything's that
happened. If I'd realized that you
were going to be subjected to all of this untoward coverage, I would never have
asked you to participate in this - this folly.Ó
Clark reached out a big hand and
reeled the other man into a hug.
Lex stiffened momentarily, but then relaxed into the gesture. ÒI'm okay, Lex,Ó Clark said softly as
he ran a hand down Lex's arm in an attempt to soothe him. ÒI'm not mad at you. I just had to do some thinking about
things, but I promise I'm okay and I'm not mad at you.Ó
Lex pulled back out of the embrace
and scrutinized Clark's face. ÒAre you sure? Because you should be mad at me.Ó
ÒI'm not mad at you. I volunteered, remember?Ó Clark
recalled the day that Lex had been contacted by the production company. He'd called Clark over to the penthouse
and explained the whole scenario to him.
Clark had agreed that it sounded like a decent way to meet women who
weren't sociopaths, or at least less likely to be, but then Lex had presented
the one problem. He was supposed
to bring a friend, either male or female, with him to help him vet the women. He wasn't immediately sure who he
should bring but then Clark had offered, eagerly, to help. ClarkÕs eagerness
didn't fit with LexÕs image of Clark -- publicity shy to the extreme -- but Lex
had gotten what he'd really wanted, so who was he to complain?
ÒThat's true, you did. So are you going to tell me what's been
bothering you?Ó
ÒIt sounds stupid,Ó Clark mumbled.
ÒTell me anyway.Ó
ÒI just realized how much things are
going to change once there's a Mrs. Luthor.Ó
ÒNothing's going to change, Clark,Ó Lex
said trying to reassure his friend.
ÒOh, come on, Lex. Even you don't believe that.Ó
ÒOkay,Ó Lex conceded. ÒThings will
change a little, but you won't be inconvenienced in any way, I promise.Ó
ÒStick with me here. The cook will have a new favorite, or
at least a new person whose preferences should take priority over mine. I'm not going to be able to come and go
from here like I do now. Your new
wife is going to expect privacy, Lex, and I have to give both of you your space
while you get accustomed to being married to someone who isn't trying to kill
you.Ó
ÒBut . . .Ó Lex started to argue,
but he realized that Clark was right.
Things would change. Things
that he'd become extremely comfortable with would have to change drastically,
and one thing was certain -- Lex didn't like change of that magnitude.
Clark watched as Lex blanched - one
more sign of how comfortable Lex had gotten with him over the years. He showed his emotions more easily with
Clark than he did with anyone else.
Clark patted Lex gently on the shoulder again. ÒIt's all going to be okay. You said you needed to settle down and be more stable, and
marriage was a way to accomplish that.
We're right on target for that.Ó
ÒBut that doesn't mean you won't
still be important to me,Ó Lex said.
ÒRight, but we both know that things
will have to change. Dad says it's
the nature of things.Ó
ÒFine. But I don't have to like it,Ó Lex grumbled, giving Clark a
glimpse of what he must have been like as a child.
ÒNo, you don't. And I don't have to like it either, but
that's the way it is.Ó Clark
glanced at his watch. ÒShouldn't you still be at work?Ó
ÒI suppose. You're going to watch the tape tonight,
though, right?Ó Lex seemed almost desperate to keep Clark close given the
recent realizations.
ÒTell you what - I could use a nap.Ó
Clark made a show of yawning hugely, even though he really wasn't all that
tired, because he knew that Lex needed to get back to the office. ÒI'll just bunk down here and you can
wake me up when you're done.Ó
ÒThat's fine,Ó Lex said absently as
he started to walk away. He was
clearly preoccupied, but Clark didn't know if he was preoccupied with what
they'd just talked about or some business deal that he'd left to find Clark in
the first place.
Clark went down the hall to what had
always been his suite, and lay down on the huge bed. Lex had had a bed custom built for him when it became clear
that even an extra-long king didn't provide Clark with enough room to thrash
around at night.
He stared up at the ceiling and
wondered, not for the first time, why all of this was bothering him so
much. He knew what Lex wanted and
he even agreed with it. Lex had so
much to give someone that the need just seeped out of him sometimes. He needed to be needed, Clark's Mom
would say. He needed to be able to
protect someone and care for them and provide for them. And what kind of friend was he, anyway,
to begrudge Lex that pleasure?
He was worried, though, that no
matter who Lex picked, she wouldn't be able to see the person underneath all
the trappings. Lex put on such a
good show it was difficult - nearly impossible - to see beneath the cover to
the good hearted man underneath.
It had taken years of considerable effort to get his father to recognize
that Lex would only become the demon seed if everyone left him to it and didn't
hold him to a higher standard.
That had always been Clark's job, and he wasn't sure he could relinquish
it as easily as he'd told his father he could.
The more he thought about it, the
more uneasy he got about this whole situation. Something about it just didn't sit right, but he still
couldn't figure out what it was.
Clark drifted off to sleep still puzzling over the problem but unable to
find a satisfactory explanation.
***
Lex returned to his office in a much
worse mood than his secretary had anticipated.
ÒMr. Luthor?Ó Irene asked
gently. ÒIs everything all right?Ó
ÒEverything's fine, Irene. I don't wish to be disturbed,Ó Lex said
as he passed in front of her desk and into his office. He'd almost closed the door when he
turned around and said, ÒUnless it's Clark. He can come right in if he wants to.Ó
Lex closed the door more gently than
he really wanted to, but he wasn't inclined to scare Irene half to death. She was actually loyal to him and not
to his father, and he didn't want to jeopardize that relationship by treating
her badly.
Lex flicked a glance over the papers
currently resting on his desk.
There was nothing urgent, nothing that couldn't wait an hour or a
day. Besides, it was LuthorCorp
business, and he didn't have as much affection for the old company these days.
For a moment he considered
pretending that what Clark said about their relationship changing wasn't true,
but he realized that he really couldn't do that. He had to think through how it would change and whether
those changes would be positive or negative.
First, he would have a wife. As Clark had pointed out, a wife who
wasn't trying to kill him - he could only hope. In theory, you spent time with your wife watching movies,
having dinners, going to parties, and maybe, going to clubs. Okay, those were all things he did with
Clark now, so all of that would change.
Even knowing who he had chosen, Lex
wasn't sure that doing all those things with her and not with Clark would be as
much fun.
ÒDamn it.Ó He scowled as he started
looking through some other documents he'd set aside for LexCorp business. Here was a little company that he was
sure would add to his already considerable lead in the bio-tech field. He could steal it out from under his
father if he simply dumped the stock and waited for his father to think he
smelled blood in the water. Lex
could then swoop in first and rescue the company without bloodshed or loss of
jobs. A win all the way around
that even Clark would approve. Lex
took care of the stock and then continued considering his new situation.
Second, his new wife would expect to
be the litmus for his decisions.
Would she approve, not would Clark approve? That would be a problem. Lex could hardly deny that Clark provided him with a moral
center. He knew he'd had one once,
but one too many encounters with head trauma seemed to have completely short-circuited
that part of his brain.
Third, no more weekends with Clark,
no more just hanging out with Clark . . . Lex realized it pretty much meant no
more alone time with Clark. As
Clark had said, he didn't have much experience with women who weren't trying to
kill him, so he would need time to learn how to relate to her.
Fourth -- and this was a positive
factor -- Clark would be able to find a girlfriend and a future mother to Kent
grandchildren. All the time he
spent with Lex had to put a damper on his dating. In fact, Lex couldn't remember the last time that Clark had
gone out on a date, with anyone.
Fifth, he would be able to provide a
Luthor heir and shut his father up.
There was a good point to this.
And, if Clark and his future wife produced children, then the kids could
play together and he'd get to spend time with Clark.
Okay, back up, Lex thought. I just married him off and have him
creating offspring just so we can spend time together. Surely a married man could still have a
boy's night once in a while.
Lex thought about this for a few
minutes and realized he didn't know any happily married men who did, in fact,
have boy's nights anymore. Their
lives were consumed by their spousal and parental duties - so much so that they
hardly had time for work, let alone their friends.
Lex was so thoroughly depressed by
these realizations that he didn't even respond to Irene's gentle tap on the
door.
ÒMr. Luthor? Sir?Ó Irene called through the thick
door.
ÒI said I didn't want to be
disturbed,Ó Lex growled.
Irene opened the door a crack and
peeked in. ÒI know, sir. I just
wanted to let you know that Enrique called to let you know that your other
guests have arrived.Ó
ÒFine. Is the tape here?Ó Lex asked.
ÒYes, sir. It was delivered approximately a half hour ago.Ó
ÒThank you, Irene.Ó Lex replied,
dismissing his secretary. As he
strode past her desk he picked up the envelope with the tape. ÒHave a good
evening, Irene. I'll see you
tomorrow.Ó
ÒGood night, Mr. Luthor,Ó Irene said
quietly as the elevator doors closed behind her boss. She hoped that he and Clark patched up their differences
soon. Whenever he was at odds with
the boy, Mr. Luthor was difficult to work for.
***
Lex strode into the penthouse with
his usual self-assurance. None of
his earlier thoughts were evident in his bearing or his attitude. He glanced around and realized that,
while Chloe and Pete were in evidence, Clark was nowhere to be found.
ÒHas Clark gotten here yet?Ó Chloe
asked. ÒHe skipped his afternoon
class.Ó
ÒI see,Ó Lex said, amused. ÒWe'll just have to deny him dessert
for that, won't we?Ó
Chloe frowned, not seeing the humor
here. ÒHe never skips class, Lex.Ó
ÒWe had some business to attend to,
Miss Sullivan. I'll go find him,Ó
Lex said, ending the conversation by walking out of the room.
Once away from the prying Miss
Sullivan, Lex allowed his worry to show.
It wasn't like Clark to sleep through anyone's arrival, but surely he
would have awakened when Lex came home.
He always did.
Lex peered into Clark's room and saw
the younger man tossing and turning in the bed as if in the grips of a
nightmare. Having been knocked
around before by a frightened Clark, Lex approached the bed cautiously. He cleared his throat, but it had no
affect.
He reached out, gingerly, and
touched Clark's arm. As usual, Lex
was surprised by how warm Clark was.
He'd come to realize, over time, that it didn't mean he was feverish. He was just warm by nature. He shook Clark's shoulder carefully.
ÒClark?Ó
Clark mumbled something in his sleep
that Lex couldn't understand. When
Lex leaned in closer to try to understand, Clark shifted and knocked Lex off
his feet.
ÒShit!Ó Lex exclaimed, louder than
he'd meant to.
Clark shot up on the bed. ÒWhat the
hell?Ó He looked around,
confused. ÒLex? What are you doing on the floor?Ó
ÒIt's where I got knocked on my ass
by my good friend when I tried to wake him up,Ó Lex muttered as he got up,
rubbing his backside. He was going
to get a bruise, he just knew it.
At least it wouldn't last too long and at least he didn't get a
concussion this time.
ÒI'm sorry, Lex.Ó Clark used the
puppy dog expression that Chloe always teased him about to try to appease Lex.
ÒI got what I deserved. I should know by now not to touch you
when you're sleeping and upset, but, obviously, I needed that lesson
reiterated,Ó Lex frowned as he picked himself up off the floor. It definitely hurt more than he'd
thought it would. ÒYou want to
talk about it?Ó
ÒWhat time is it,Ó Clark asked
instead. He wasn't ready to talk
about his dreams with anyone - especially Lex.
ÒLate enough. Pete and Chloe are here,Ó Lex
replied. He sighed inwardly. Someday Clark would trust him enough,
but apparently that wasn't today.
ÒWhy didn't you wake me up?Ó
ÒHello? What do you think I just did?Ó
ÒOh, yeah. Sorry. I guess
I'm still a little sleep fuzzed,Ó Clark said as he pulled the covers off and
got up. He nudged Lex in the
shoulder as he passed. ÒYou ready for this?Ó
ÒNot really, but then I don't really
have a choice, do I?Ó
ÒYou always had a choice, Lex,Ó
Clark said so quietly that Lex wasn't sure he'd heard him correctly.
ÒWhat choice was that?Ó Lex was
honestly curious.
ÒI don't know, Lex. You're Lex Luthor. You don't have to do anything you don't
want to do. If you didn't want to
do this, you could have bought your way out at any point. You didn't, so you must, at some level,
have wanted this and wanted the outcome.Ó
Clark could feel himself getting too upset and closed his eyes, not
wanting to set anything on fire.
That would be the perfect end to an already lousy day.
Lex rolled his eyes and walked away
from Clark toward his other guests.
ÒYou coming, Farmboy?Ó
ÒDo I have a choice?Ó
ÒYou've always had a choice, too,Ó
Lex replied. He couldn't stand it
when Clark got this way. He was
the only one who was supposed to do the passive aggressive thing.
Clark sighed and said, ÒI'm
sorry. Guess I'm crankier than I
thought I was. Maybe I should just
go back to the dorm.Ó
Lex turned around in the hall and
stared at Clark - hurt radiating off of him so clearly that Clark could almost
see it.
ÒIf that's what you want to do.Ó Lex
shrugged and turned on his heel to stalk down the rest of the hall.
Clark rubbed the back of his neck
and chastised himself again. He
didn't want to lose Lex's friendship and acting like a spoilt child was surely
the fastest way to make that happen.
He stopped in the bathroom and splashed some water on his face and then
glared at himself in the mirror.
ÒShape up, Kent. Lex didn't do anything to deserve being
on the receiving end of your pissy mood.Ó
Clark actually chuckled when he realized that he was speaking aloud. He was definitely losing it.
***
Lex continued stalking into the
living room where Pete and Chloe were waiting. They had seated themselves on the couch in a close
approximation to their positions from the previous week.
ÒWhere's Clark?Ó Chloe asked.
Lex shrugged off the question and
headed straight for the bar. He
poured a scotch, neat, and finished it in one swallow. He was fixing a second
when he heard Clark answer the question.
ÒRight here, Chloe,Ó Clark said as
he crossed the room to stand next to Lex. ÒSorry about that, Lex. I didn't wake up well, and I shouldn't
have said what I said,Ó he said softly so he couldn't be overheard.
ÒYou were right - about part of it
anyway,Ó Lex allowed. Clark
reached around Lex to grab a bottle of water and then headed for his spot on
the couch.
Lex glared at the assembled group
and said, ÒThis tape is less than an hour long. Is there any way that we could get through it tonight in
less than four hours?Ó
ÒIf you stop pausing the tape,
maybe,Ó Chloe said with a cheeky grin.
Clark started laughing at the put
out look on Lex's face and said, ÒYou know she's right.Ó
ÒLike you don't stop the tape, too,Ó
Pete argued, defending Lex to both his and Lex's surprise.
ÒAll right. Enough,Ó Lex said firmly as he took the
seat next to Clark. ÒAre we ready
to watch this thing?Ó
ÒReady,Ó the other three chorused
and then broke up laughing again.
They quieted quickly as the screen showed the first images of the coming
show.
***
ÒTonight on 'Single Millionaire,'
the ladies will be treated to more time with Lex Luthor. Lex will be taking two of the women on
spectacular private dates, while the other four will be enjoying fabulous group
dates. In the end, we will have
the most exciting elimination ceremony yet on 'Single Millionaire.'Ó
***
ÒIs it me or is every elimination
ceremony the most exciting ever?Ó Pete asked.
ÒIt's not you,Ó Clark said. ÒThey say that every time.Ó
ÒIt's part of the show, guys,Ó Chloe
said with confidence. ÒThey always say that because they want you to stay tuned
in until the very end.Ó
ÒCould we please get back to this?Ó
Lex suggested, barely containing his annoyance.
***
The next scene showed Mark Michaels
walking into the ladies mansion with Clark.
ÒLadies, you all know Clark,Ó Mark
said. ÒToday, he's going to talk
with each of you - individually - and then he's going to decide who should go
on the private dates with Lex.
Remember, ladies, the decision is totally up to Clark.Ó With that, Mark turned and left Clark
with a group of women now anxious to speak with him.
ÒUh, hi,Ó Clark said, blushing. ÒIs there somewhere that I can do these
without everyone around? I kind of
need to talk to you guys individually.Ó
ÒAs Mark suggested,Ó Delia said
coolly. ÒYou could use the study,
Clark. No one is there right now.Ó
ÒUh, thanks, Delia.Ó Clark cleared
his throat nervously. ÒSo, who
wants to go first?Ó
The women looked at each other and
tried to assess, quickly, whether it would be better to talk with Clark early
or late in the process.
Clearly, Veronica had made up her
mind because she wrapped a possessive hand around Clark's bicep and encouraged
him down the hall and into the study.
ÒPoor boy,Ó muttered Jennifer. ÒIf she doesn't come out of there in
half an hour, we should go in after him.Ó
ÒShe's not that bad, Jennifer,Ó Stacy
S. said with a note of censure.
ÒI just don't think Clark is ready
to deal with someone like her,Ó Jennifer replied with an arched eyebrow. ÒYou
know what I mean.Ó
Veronica closed the door behind
Clark and practically slithered into a spot on the loveseat that Clark had
already staked out for himself.
ÒUh, okay, Veronica. How are you?Ó Clark was clearly
uncomfortable by how close she was to him.
ÒIs that one of the official
questions?Ó
ÒNo, I'm just asking.Ó
ÒI'd rather focus on the official
questions, if you don't mind.Ó Veronica's tone was chilly.
ÒOkay, I need to ask you about your
dates with Lex. How do you feel
they've gone?Ó
ÒLex and I have a wonderful
connection, Clark. It practically
vibrates whenever we're together.
He's such a gentleman, too.Ó
***
Lex paused the tape at the helpless
laughter coming from the other three.
He glared at each of them, daring them to say something.
ÒOh come on, Lex. That was funny.Ó
ÒReally, Mr. Ross? What did you find so amusing?Ó
ÒThe only thing vibrating between
you two are her boobs as she tries to hypnotize you with them.Ó Pete chuckled
but stopped when he caught the dark looks from Clark, Lex, and Chloe. ÒUh, sorry, man. I didn't mean anything by that.Ó
ÒSo you're not fond of Veronica,
Pete?Ó Lex arched an eyebrow.
ÒShe just seems a little, um, out
there, you know?Ó Pete struggled to find words that wouldn't offend Lex, but
that would also support Clark.
ÒNo, I don't know. Enlighten me, please.Ó
ÒI think what Pete means, Lex, is
that she's coming on awfully strong for a woman who only just met you,Ó Chloe
said calmly. ÒBesides, she had her tongue down your throat on that private
date. What are her criteria for a
gentleman anyway?Ó
Clark nodded thoughtfully at Chloe's
remark but refused to say a word when Lex looked at him. Clark pointed to the screen and mimed
zipping his lip.
***
ÒHuh, you don't say,Ó Clark replied
without giving away his thoughts on her comment. ÒOkay, what do you think is Lex's most outstanding quality?Ó
ÒI don't know if I can pick just one
thing, Clark. Lex is such an
outstanding person. He's patient,
generous to a fault, and so concerned with the wellbeing of others.Ó
ÒOkay. If you had to pick the one
person, aside from yourself, that you feel is best for Lex, who would that be?Ó
ÒI can't do that, Clark,Ó Veronica
replied, ice returning to her voice.
ÒNone of the other women here are appropriate for Lex in the least. Surely someone as smart as you realizes
that.Ó
ÒCould you try?Ó
ÒNo, I could not. None of these women have any idea what
Lex needs in a day-to-day situation.
He needs a woman who is smart enough to keep up with him, but who knows
her place in his life. He needs a
woman who is self-assured and willing to make sacrifices in order to be with
him. He needs a woman who is
self-confident and who can conduct herself properly in *any* circumstances. I am the only woman here who can give
him all of that,Ó Veronica replied emphatically. ÒAre we finished?Ó
ÒUh, sure,Ó Clark eyed Veronica
warily as she sashayed out of the room.
Before the door closed behind her, he heard her say, ÒRemember,
Clark. I'm the best choice.Ó
***
As Lex watched Clark's expression on
camera, he had to admit he was impressed.
A younger Clark would have made it clear how much he disliked the woman
who had just left his side. The
new and improved, older version simply made a couple of notes and waited for
the next woman to enter the room.
***
The next woman to enter the room was
Delia. She perched herself on the
edge of a desk and made a show of checking her watch as she waited for Clark to
ask his questions.
ÒDo you need to be somewhere,
Delia? 'Cause this can wait, if
you want to go later,Ó Clark offered.
ÒNo, I just want to know how long
this is going to take.Ó
ÒOh, not long, I guess.Ó Clark
consulted the list of questions and asked, ÒHow do you think your dates with
Lex have gone?Ó
ÒFine, thank you,Ó Delia replied.
ÒUm, would you tell me about them?Ó
ÒI'd prefer not to.Ó Delia buffed
her nails against her sleeve and began studying them as she awaited Clark's
next question.
ÒI see.Ó Clark stared at the woman
for a moment. ÒYou understand that
I get to pick who goes on the dates with Lex, right?Ó
ÒI do,Ó Delia confirmed. ÒBut I
realize that you aren't going to pick me, so I don't see why I should answer
your personal questions when the likelihood of it yielding a result I would
like is non-existent.Ó
ÒWhy won't I pick you?Ó Clark asked,
honestly curious.
ÒYou clearly don't like me,
Clark. I think you recognize,
rightly, that I'm competition for your time with Lex. When he and I become a couple, I will be putting a stop to
the amount of influence you have over him. As his wife - his partner - I should be the primary
influence in his life.Ó Delia studied the effect of her words on Clark, but it
was clear, from both her expression and ClarkÕs that her words didn't have the
impact that she'd hoped. It
appeared that he hadn't even heard her as he continued to make notes on his pad
and then looked up.
ÒSo, is asking you to tell me who,
aside from yourself, is an appropriate choice for Lex going to get me an
answer?Ó Clark flashed one of his best smiles at the woman seated across from
him - more or less.
ÒI have no answer for that
question.Ó Delia glared at the smiling young man. Clearly, he was less easy to intimidate than she'd initially
imagined.
ÒThen I think our discussion is
finished,Ó Clark said, smiling again.
***
ÒWhy didn't you tell me about that?Ó
Lex demanded.
ÒTell you about what?Ó Clark looked
at his friend, completely bewildered by LexÕs outburst and by the stopping of
the tape.
ÒDidn't you think I'd want to know
that she threatened our friendship?Ó
ÒDid she?Ó Clark asked, eyebrows
raised. ÒI didn't notice.Ó
Lex stared at Clark, frowning at the
obvious obtuseness being displayed by the other man. ÒWhat do you guys think?Ó
ÒI think she was trying to
intimidate Clark into picking her by suggesting that he was afraid of her,Ó
Chloe said. ÒAnd it surprised her because he didn't fall for it. Clearly, she's never met your father.Ó
ÒYeah, dude. With a Dad like yours, Clark has to be
thick-skinned already,Ó Pete chimed in.
Clark just shrugged and grinned
again in Lex's general direction as he motioned for Lex to continue the tape.
ÒWe'll discuss this later, Clark,Ó
Lex said ominously.
ÒWhatever.Ó
***
The discussions with three of the
remaining women were simply alluded to, and then one final woman walked through
the door to talk with Clark.
He smiled at Stacy S. as she walked
in the room. She settled into a
chair across from him, much like the other women had done, and smiled at him.
ÒHow are you, Stacy?Ó Clark asked
warily.
ÒI'm fine, sweetie, how are you?Ó
ÒGlad this is almost over,Ó Clark
admitted. He grinned when Stacy S.
laughed at his remark, although she laughed a bit more than he thought was
strictly necessary.
ÒYou're so funny, Clark,Ó she said
sincerely.
ÒThanks,Ó Clark said with a small
grin. ÒSo, how have your dates
with Lex gone, Stacy?Ó
ÒI really haven't gotten any time
with him at all, Clark,Ó Stacy S. said with a small pout. ÒI've been on group dates with him, and
he's always so busy with work and things at the events he's taken us to that we
hardly get to see him at all.Ó
Clark nodded carefully, and asked,
ÒSo you don't think you've been able to develop a connection with Lex, then?Ó
ÒNow, Clark,Ó Stacy S. wagged a
finger at Clark. ÒI didn't say that.
What I said was I don't feel like I've had as much opportunity to spend
time with Lex as the other girls.
He and I have similar interests and I know we'd have fun together if we
could spend some time alone.Ó
ÒOkay,Ó Clark said as he made a couple
of notations on his pad. ÒNow, what do you think is Lex's most outstanding
quality?Ó
ÒHe has so many, Clark. How am I supposed to pick?Ó Stacy S.
asked helplessly.
ÒWould you try, please?Ó Clark
requested with exaggerated patience.
He had definitely earned some time away from these women after this.
ÒOh, I don't know. I love the way he talks, you know? He's
so smooth and so sweet and his voice would just melt butter. It's so hot.Ó Stacy S. was practically
panting as she finished her praises of Lex's voice.
ÒUm, okay,Ó Clark said trying to
refocus on the last question. ÒWho
-- other than yourself -- do you think is the best match for Lex?Ó
ÒI really haven't gotten to know the
other girls all that well,Ó Stacy S. replied. At Clark's raised eyebrow, she frowned, ÒFine. I think Lindsey suits him really well.
She's funny. She's smart. And she really likes Lex.Ó
ÒThanks, Stacy,Ó Clark said with a
smile.
ÒIs that all, Clark? I can answer other questions if you
want me to,Ó Stacy S. offered.
ÒI'm sure you can, but those are all
the questions I have.Ó
ÒDon't you want to know who I think
doesn't suit him?Ó Stacy S. asked plaintively.
ÒIt's not one of the questions on my
list, but sure, who do you think doesn't suit him?Ó Clark asked, gamely.
ÒMarnie. She's not his type at all.Ó
ÒReally?Ó Clark's brow
furrowed. He'd actually kind of
liked Marnie. She reminded him, in
a good way, of his mother. ÒHow
so?Ó
ÒShe doesn't have what it takes to
be someone like Lex's wife.Ó
ÒWhat does that mean?Ó
ÒYou know, you have to be really
tolerant of some things, and I don't think she could be.Ó
ÒI don't know what you're talking
about.Ó
ÒYou know Lex's reputation,
right?Ó Clark just stared at Stacy
S. so she kept talking. ÒI mean,
you'd have to be willing to put up with him not being faithful, sleeping with
men, or whatever else. He'll
always be busy with the company, so you'll need to be able to entertain
yourself. She's not that kind of
girl. Seriously.Ó
Clark stared at Stacy S. but
remained silent. After a minute,
once he was sure that she wasn't going to say anything else, he said, ÒWell,
thank you for your thoughts, Stacy.
If you could let the rest of the ladies know that the first date box
will arrive later today, I'd appreciate it.Ó
ÒI will, Clark,Ó Stacy S. replied as
she impulsively hugged him.
***
Enrique stood in the doorway of the
living room, catching a few minutes of the show before announcing his
presence. His eyebrows practically
shot off his forehead at the young woman's last remarks. He felt Master Clark had handled the
situation admirably. He cleared
his throat, and the group in front of him turned to look at him.
ÒDinner is served,Ó Enrique said
formally.
Lex hit the pause button and eyed
his butler carefully. ÒJust how long
have you been standing there, Enrique?Ó
ÒLong enough to feel that my
admiration of Master Clark is justified,Ó Enrique said with a sniff. He turned on his heel and walked away
from the group who were suddenly jostling each other to get to the dining room
and the food.
ÒI wonder what we're having,Ó Pete
said.
ÒSmells like spaghetti and meat
sauce. Garlic bread,Ó Clark said
sniffing the air. He took one more
deep breath and said, ÒMmmmm. And
something chocolate for dessert.Ó
Everyone else started sniffing, and
Lex said, ÒThat has to be wishful thinking, Clark. Although, now that I think about it, we've done pizza; we've
done burgers; it's time for spaghetti, I suppose. The four food groups of Clark Kent.Ó
ÒWhat are those?Ó Chloe asked.
ÒDon't tell me you don't know.Ó Lex
looked at her incredulously.
ÒReally, I don't.Ó Chloe assured him
as she elbowed past him to get to the food.
ÒSince he moved to Metropolis,
anyway, it's pizza, burgers, spaghetti, and tacos.Ó
Pete stood at the entryway to the
dining room and grinned, ÒAll right, Clark. You called it - except you missed the salad.Ó
ÒAww, that's for Lex and Chloe. Real men don't eat salad.Ó Clark
laughed at the indignant look on Lex's face.
ÒExcuse me, Clark. Did you just imply that I'm not a 'real
man'?Ó
ÒHaven't seen you shoveling out the
barn lately, have I?Ó
Clark grabbed a plate and started
piling on the food.
ÒNeither have you, Farmboy,Ó Lex
said as he slid in front of Clark and grabbed a large piece of the garlic
bread.
ÒOh, come on, Lex. You aren't going to eat that. Please
let me have it,Ó Clark begged, using the puppy dog eyes to his full advantage.
ÒOh for god's sake,Ó Lex muttered as
he dropped the piece of bread on Clark's already overburdened plate. ÒI just do not want to hear about it
when you blow up as big as a house.
You hear me?Ó
ÒNever going to happen,Ó Clark
replied with a blissful smile as he sat down at the table and took a large bite
of the bread. ÒI'd marry your
cook, Lex.Ó
ÒYou will not. I've had a hard enough time finding one
who can keep up with your eating habits.
You will not take this one away.Ó Lex brandished his salad fork to emphasize
his point.
ÒYou are truly weird sometimes,
Lex,Ó Clark said, laughing around his pasta.
The friends ate in the dining room
in deference to the particularly messy food and the high probability of someone
spilling something on Lex's couch.
When they'd all finished eating,
Pete led the way back into the living room. ÓWhere's the fire, Pete?Ó Clark asked.
ÒI want to see who got the private
dates,Ó Pete said, looking confused when Chloe started crowing at him. ÒWhat?Ó
ÒOh my god, you've gotten into the
show.Ó Chloe could not have stopped laughing if her life depended upon it. ÒMr.
'I'm only watching because Clark's on it' is addicted.Ó
ÒI am not addicted, Chloe. I just want to know what Clark does
here. Seems to me no matter which
way he picks, Lex is going to have a rough few dates.Ó
ÒYou can say that again,Ó Lex
muttered so that only Clark could hear him.
Clark frowned. Lex had said next to
nothing about his dates when they happened, and Clark had been kind of
surprised by Lex's selections for the next grouping. Now at least he'd get to see what happened.
***
The next scene showed the invitation
box in front of the door to the women's house. Lindsey opened the door and immediately began gushing about
how the box looked as she brought it inside. ÒGirls, come look.
This box is so pretty.Ó
The other women crowded around the
box as they waited to see who it was for and what kind of date it would be.
ÒAnd the box is for,Ó Lindsey paused
dramatically.
ÒHurry up and tell us,Ó Veronica
ordered impatiently.
ÒJennifer,Ó Lindsey said with a smug
grin. ÒLooks like it's a private
date, too, Jen.Ó
Jennifer plucked the card off the
box and read aloud, ÒJennifer, Clark thinks we should spend some time
together. I'd like to invite you
to dine with the stars, and me, tonight.
Enclosed you'll find appropriate clothing for our adventure. Until then, Lex.Ó
As the other women sighed at the
note, Jennifer carefully removed the ribbon from the box and opened it. Inside was a lovely dress, in her size,
with matching shoes and a wrap.
ÒIt's perfect,Ó she said with a small smile as she pretended to be
oblivious to the jealous glances of the other women.
ÒI wonder which stars you're going
with,Ó Stacy S. said, envy plain in her voice.
ÒI hope I get to meet Brad and Jen,Ó
Jennifer said. ÒI just know she
and I could be friends.Ó
ÒMaybe you'll get to meet Bruce
Wayne,Ó Delia said, thoughtfully.
ÒWhy would I want to meet him?Ó
Jennifer's face was blank. ÒMaybe
Tom Cruise will be there.Ó
***
ÒIt's not like you to do the
celebrity thing, Lex,Ó Chloe said, her brow furrowed with confusion.
ÒYou're right, it's not,Ó Lex said
with a grin. ÒWatch and learn,
Miss Sullivan.Ó
Clark watched Lex's face as he
anticipated the next few minutes of film.
Avid interest was such a good look for Lex, Clark thought. Shit. Since when do I pay attention to what looks good on him?
***
Lex arrived promptly at seven for
his date with Jennifer. He hadn't
gotten a chance to get to know this woman - she was shyer than the other women,
but as his own mother had been somewhat reserved at times, he couldn't
necessarily eliminate her because of it.
Besides, he enjoyed a mystery.
He tapped on the door to the women's
house. When the door opened, he
wasn't greeted by Jennifer, but rather by one of the other women, much to his
dismay.
ÒCome on in, Lex,Ó Stacy S. said.
ÒJen's not quite ready.Ó
ÒI see,Ó Lex said. He supposed that some women simply took
longer than others to prepare themselves for a date, but he did not appreciate
being kept waiting.
A small graphic suddenly appeared on
the screen that said Òfifteen minutes laterÓ and the screen shifted to show Lex
now sitting on a bench in the foyer looking as if he hadn't a care in the
world.
***
ÒDude, you're never this calm when
we keep you waiting,Ó Pete said.
ÒI do look calm, don't I?Ó Lex said
with a small smile.
Clark watched the man on the screen
and saw what no one else seemed to see - that his teeth were clenched and that
he was leaned back with his eyes closed.
He looked like he didn't care, but Clark knew that pose. Lex was calculating - whether the best
way to get out of the date or the current profit standings of LexCorp it was
difficult to tell, but it was clear that he was working on something while he
was waiting.
***
Jennifer finally descended the
stairs after keeping Lex waiting for over 30 minutes, as the graphic on the
screen made clear.
ÒJennifer, you look lovely,Ó Lex
said as he held out a hand to his date.
ÒThank you,Ó Jennifer said, with no
hint of apology for keeping Lex waiting.
ÒI'm just so excited about this evening.Ó
ÒI'm looking forward to it as well,Ó
Lex said. He escorted Jennifer to
the limousine and helped her settle into it comfortably. ÒWe should be there in approximately
twenty minutes. Would you like a
drink?Ó
ÒA martini would be wonderful.Ó
Jennifer smiled easily.
ÒOf course,Ó Lex replied as he
reached over to the bar to make the drink. After pouring the drink for Jennifer, he grabbed a bottle of
water for himself.
ÒYou aren't drinking?Ó Jennifer asked,
startled. She suddenly wondered if
she'd made a mistake asking for a martini so early in the evening.
ÒNot at this moment, no.Ó Lex took a
quick swallow from his bottle of water and then set it aside. ÒSo what is a smart woman like you
doing on a show like this?Ó
Jennifer flushed at the compliment
and then said, ÒWell, I'm just so sure that you and I would have a connection
if we were ever to meet, and then when I heard that you were going to do the show,
I just had to get on it, you know?Ó
ÒI see,Ó Lex said. ÒAnd what would our connection be based
on?Ó
ÒWe're interested in so many of the
same things,Ó Jennifer said, practically gushing. ÒAnd you're just so cute and I just think we'll get along so
well - we're just made for each other.Ó
ÒI see - we share interests. That's wonderful.Ó
ÒWell, like tonight, for example, we
clearly like the same things because I'm so excited about a night with the
stars. This is going to be
fabulous.Ó
Lex smiled, ÒThat's good news. It's a rare woman who is so
enthusiastic about astronomy. This
is going to be a fascinating evening - there's a possibility that we'll be able
to see the rings of Saturn. Clark
will be sorry he missed this.Ó
Jennifer's brow wrinkled as she
stared at Lex. Astronomy? What did that have to do with an
evening with the stars? Unless,
and then she smiled again, of course, a benefit of some sort for an astronomy
place with lots of stars. ÒThat
sounds fascinating, Lex. I can't
wait.Ó
As the limousine slowed down, Lex
said, ÒYou won't have to wait much longer. I believe we're here.Ó
***
The show cut back to the house where
the women had received a second date box.
Lindsey, again, held the card, but burst out laughing before she could
read it. Marnie plucked the card
from her hand and said, ÒOh my.Ó
ÒCut to the chase, would you?Ó
Veronica asked. ÒIs it a group
date or an individual date, and who's going?Ó
ÒWell, it's a group date for
Veronica and Delia,Ó Marnie replied, desperately trying to prevent the laughter
that was attempting to escape.
ÒLet me see that,Ó Delia demanded.
She frowned as she looked at the names on the card.
ÒWhere are we going?Ó Veronica
asked.
ÒIt says: Delia and Veronica.
I would love it if you would join me for a day at the races to examine
my newest acquisitions. We'll
follow our day with dinner. Until
then, Lex.Ó Delia poked around in
the box and pulled out two smaller boxes labeled with each woman's name. When they opened them, the women found
sunglasses that were suited to their personalities.
ÒSo, we're going to be outside and
his newest acquisitions,Ó Veronica mused.
ÒDo you think we could be going to the Derby?Ó
ÒIsn't that run in May?Ó Marnie
asked.
ÒOh, right. Well maybe another race or series of
races then,Ó Veronica said, happily.
ÒI just love horses.Ó
As the women continued to search for
hints about Veronica and Delia's date, they heard the front door open and
swiftly slam shut. The click of
heels on the marble floors alerted them that it wasn't Clark.
ÒJennifer?Ó Lindsey called.
ÒI don't want to talk about it,Ó
Jennifer said as she stormed up the stairs.
ÒWell, I think that's one less
competitor for us.Ó The captioning clicked on under Veronica as she whispered
to Delia. Delia smiled her
agreement.
***
ÒThat's it?Ó Chloe's eyebrows nearly
shot off her forehead as she shut down the tape. ÒWe didn't get to see the date?Ó
ÒThat's strange, dude. Very strange,Ó Pete added. ÒWhat
happened anyway?Ó
ÒIt is rather odd, Pete. The cameras were with us the whole
time, so I'm not sure why, exactly, they've elected to show it this way. Perhaps we'll understand better if we
continue to watch and see.Ó
ÒWill you tell us *everything*?Ó
Chloe asked, pleading.
ÒI will tell you what happened on
the dates they don't show. I don't
believe that violates our confidentiality agreement, do you, Clark?Ó
Clark was still staring at the
screen wondering how that date could have possibly gone wrong, and missed Lex's
question. He almost jumped out of
his skin when Lex poked him and then stared at him expectantly. ÒWhat???Ó
ÒI asked you a question, Clark. Didn't you hear me?Ó Lex frowned for a second and then said,
almost to himself, ÒOf course you didn't.
If you'd heard me you wouldn't have been startled in the first place.Ó
And then louder, ÒAgain, do you think that telling Miss Sullivan about the
dates they don't show would violate our confidentiality agreement?Ó
ÒUm, I don't know,Ó Clark said. ÒI
guess not.Ó
Lex restrained himself from rolling
his eyes and said, ÒThen it's a promise Miss Sullivan. I'll *tell all* after we finish
watching the tape. Of course, I'll
be off the record, correct?Ó
ÒOf course, Lex,Ó Chloe said,
virtuously.
ÒMake sure it stays that way,Ó Lex
said with a mock glare as he reached for the remote again. ÒLet's see whether the other dates
turned out as weird as this one.Ó
***
The two women were waiting for Lex
when he arrived early the next morning.
ÒThank you for being prompt,Ó Lex
said as he led the way to the limousine.
ÒAs if we'd be anything else,Ó
Veronica and Delia practically chorused.
It seemed almost as if the two of them were working together to make the
date successful - no matter what.
ÒWe have to take my private jet to
our ultimate destination, and while we're in transit I have to deal with some
LuthorCorp business. I hope you
ladies can keep yourselves occupied while I'm doing that,Ó Lex said
hopefully. After the previous
date, he wasn't sure what he'd do if they said no.
ÒOf course, Lex,Ó Delia said. ÒI have my palmtop in my bag; I need to
do some editing anyway.Ó
ÒI have some work that I need to do
as well. So I'll be fine, too,Ó Veronica said, gamely. Although what she actually had was a
romantic novel that she'd been reading lately.
Lex smiled his approval as the
limousine whisked them away to the airport where his plane was housed.
Once they boarded the plane, Lex
settled into the private cabin, leaving the two women in the main cabin to work
on their own projects.
***
The screen darkened and then
lightened to show Clark once again at the women's house. This time he appeared to be working on
something, but the camera angle was odd.
***
ÒWhat in the world are you doing,
Clark?Ó Chloe asked.
ÒWell, um, I think that's when
Jennifer dropped one of her earrings down the sink and they called me to come
get it out for her.Ó
ÒAnd no one thought to ask
production?Ó Lex's eyebrow arched significantly.
ÒIt's not like that, Lex,Ó Clark
rushed to reassure his friend. ÒShe was embarrassed, and she didn't want to
bother anyone on the show.Ó
ÒAs if you weren't on the show,Ó Lex
growled.
ÒYou know what I mean, Lex. The crew works so hard, and I wasn't
doing anything but hanging around in that stupid house waiting for you to get
back. At least this way I was
doing something.Ó
ÒI made sure there were plenty of
things for you to do,Ó Lex said.
ÒI know you did, but I was getting
bored. I didn't know they were
going to film me and use it in the show, Lex,Ó Clark said plaintively.
Everyone's attention was riveted to
the screen when Clark popped up from under the sink holding the earring and
wearing a huge grin. ÒFound it.Ó
ÒOh, thank you, Clark,Ó Jennifer
said. ÒThey were my grandmother's,
and it would just kill me if anything happened to them.Ó
ÒI understand,Ó Clark said as he
patted Jennifer's hand gently. ÒIs
there anything else I can do for you ladies?Ó
They all looked at each other and
shrugged their shoulders collectively.
ÒYou have to stay for dinner as a
reward for helping me,Ó Jennifer said.
At the shake of Clark's head, the other three women concurred and Clark
gracefully agreed.
***
Once the plane touched down, Lex and
his dates were shepherded to a helicopter.
ÒI'm sorry about this,Ó Lex shouted
over the motor. ÒBut this is the only way to get where we're going on time.Ó
Both women gave him thumbs up signs
rather than attempting to respond.
They traveled another fifteen minutes, according to the notation on the
screen, and touched down on a heli-pad just outside of the grandstand.
Once the helicopter had taken off
again, Lex strode quickly to the owner's entrance, his dates rushing to keep up
with him.
The noise from inside was deafening
and both women were throwing questioning looks at each other.
ÒGood, we've made it in time to go
check out the garage before the race starts,Ó Lex said.
ÒGarage?Ó echoed Veronica.
ÒI bought a racing team recently -
given the increase in interest in NASCAR, I believe it's a sound
investment. This is my first real
opportunity to observe my drivers in a race, and I'm excited to share this with
the two of you.Ó
ÒI've always found auto racing
fascinating,Ó Delia offered gamely.
ÒReally? What part interests you the most?Ó Veronica asked.
ÒUm, the cars,Ó Delia replied,
hoping that Lex wouldn't catch on that she was bluffing.
Lex nodded absently as he turned the
corner to his team's garage. His
drivers were decked out in the purple and black uniforms he'd selected, and the
cars were devoid of stickers. The
only identifying mark on the car was the LexCorp logo centered on the hood of
the car.
Delia and Veronica started to come
forward with Lex when two large men stopped them. ÒSorry, ladies -- owners, drivers and crew only past this
point. That means you, too,
fellas,Ó one large man said as he frowned at the camera crew.
ÒIf you can wait a few minutes,Ó Lex
said. ÒI just want to check a couple of things out and then we can head up to
my box.Ó
Veronica shrugged her acceptance,
while Delia waved Lex off to check out the cars. The screen split to show Delia and Veronica leaning against
the team trailer while also showing Lex sticking his head under the hood and
scooting under the chassis with a board.
Once he was finished checking out the cars, he turned to his drivers and
spoke with them for a few minutes.
The camera caught Delia glancing at
her watch and sighing, while Veronica watched the exchange between Lex and the
drivers intently. Lex shook hands
with each of his drivers and then disappeared to the back of the garage for
about five minutes (according to the time on the screen), during which time
both women began fidgeting.
When Lex finally reappeared, he'd
managed to remove the worst of the grease that he'd picked up while poking
around with the cars. ÒShall we?Ó
Lex asked as he offered an arm to each woman.
Veronica and Delia took his arms
gingerly - wary of the grime that still might be attached to him - and allowed
him to lead them to their next stop.
They had assumed when he said 'box' that they would be away from the
noise and such, but Lex lead them to a boxed off area in the middle of the
throngs of people instead.
ÒThis is your box?Ó Delia asked dubiously.
ÒWell, this isn't a sport like
baseball or football - the term box can be taken rather loosely at some of the
events,Ó Lex said. ÒI have to admit, I prefer this sort of a set up to a
sterile box where the sound has to be piped in any day.Ó
ÒMe too,Ó Veronica said
enthusiastically. She began
chattering about favorite drivers and so on until the cars were at the
line.
Delia was silent for most of the
pre-race time because she simply didn't have anything to say - she knew next to
nothing about racing. She finally asked, ÒIs this formula one racing?Ó
ÒNo,Ó Lex said. ÒThis is stock car racing. We're in what they call the Busch
series racing. Not quite ready for
Nextel Cup racing, but maybe in a couple of years.Ó
ÒI see,Ó Delia said. The explanation hadn't helped her at
all, but she wasn't going to admit that.
She was about to ask another
question when she heard the call for drivers to start their engines and she was
practically deafened by the sound.
She looked at Veronica, and they both realized that they wouldn't be
able to get another word in with Lex until the race was over.
***
Clark's face suddenly faded into the
screen and it was clear that he was still in the women's house. He was sitting on the couch and looked
like he might be half asleep.
Off camera, a couple of the women,
unidentified, were clearly giggling, and the captioning clicked on so the
viewer's could hear what was being said.
ÒHe's really hot.Ó
ÒOh, yeah, he is.Ó
ÒDo you think he'd take one of us if
Lex doesn't?Ó
ÒHow much money do you think he
has?Ó
The scene faded to black with the
two unnamed women plotting to get Clark interested in one of them if they lost
out on Lex.
***
Clark turned to Lex and said, ÒI swear
I didn't know anything about that.Ó
ÒI know you didn't.Ó Lex took a deep
calming breath. ÒI know you wouldn't have anything to do with something like
that.Ó
ÒBesides, I'm not hot.Ó
Lex rolled his eyes but didn't say
anything in response to the typical Kentian denial. Chloe caught his eye and shook her head furtively. They were all used to the fact that
Clark didn't see himself the way that everyone else did.
***
As the action resumed, Lex was
returning with the two women to the women's house. He was on the phone and talking intently while the two women
were left to keep themselves entertained - again.
Neither spoke, choosing instead to
stare out the windows of the limousine at the passing Metropolis skyline. When the limousine arrived at the house,
Lex motioned for the two women to wait while he finished his call.
ÒDad - I have to hang up now,Ó Lex
said. ÒI'll call you back in ten
minutes.Ó He hit the end button on
his phone and then, as a precaution, shut it off.
He turned to Delia and Veronica and
apologized. ÒI'm sorry for the intrusion. My father doesn't comprehend the
meaning of non-working hours.Ó
ÒI completely understand,Ó Delia
said smoothly. ÒI would like a few
moments of your time, though, before we say good night.Ó
ÒOf course,Ó Lex said. He then turned to Veronica and said,
ÒI've had a wonderful time with you today, Veronica. Thank you for your patience with me.Ó
ÒI'd like to talk with you, too,
Lex,Ó Veronica said. She
maintained eye contact with him and held onto the hand he offered to her.
ÒI'm sure I can accommodate both of
you, but I need my rest as well.Ó
Lex motioned toward the front of the house. ÒIf you'll wait for me there, I'll be with you directly.Ó
Veronica forced herself to maintain
a slow and steady gait to the designated area. She'd get Lex last and that's what she wanted - well, that
and to best Delia at her own game.
She leaned confidently against the pillar by the door and waited
patiently for Lex to finish with Delia.
Delia forced her features into a
smile but the camera easily picked up the strain in her features. ÒYou're so diplomatic, Lex. I really appreciate that.Ó
ÒI don't think anyone has accused me
of that before,Ó Lex chuckled.
ÒWhat did you want to speak with me about?Ó
ÒI just wanted you to know what a
good time I had today.Ó
ÒReally?Ó Lex's voice was skeptical,
but he made it seem as if he believed her. ÒI'm glad. I wasn't really sure if auto racing was your kind of thing.Ó
ÒWhat made you decide to take me on
this particular date if you didn't think I'd enjoy it?Ó Delia frowned prettily, as if the ideas
were simply too complex for her.
ÒI was as surprised as you were by
who was going on which dates.
Clark made most of the decisions.Ó
Lex frowned briefly. ÒIt's
a damned shame he missed this race, he would have truly enjoyed it.Ó
Delia fought to maintain her
control, though it was clear from her eyes that she was furious about that
piece of information. She leaned
across the seat toward Lex and kissed him. Within moments she and Lex were kissing intently as she
channeled her passion into something productive - or at least likely to benefit
her in some way.
After a few minutes, Lex pulled back
and said, ÒI'm sorry to have to break this up, but I still need to speak with
Veronica, and I have an early meeting tomorrow with my father.Ó
ÒOf course, Lex, I understand,Ó
Delia said as she slid out of the limousine and sauntered up the walk past the
still waiting Veronica.
Lex paused inside the limousine long
enough to remove the lipstick that Delia had left on him and to grab a few
swallows of water. He was just
about to exit the limousine when Veronica reentered the vehicle.
Lex found himself practically
horizontal with Veronica on top of him before he realized what was happening.
ÒI thought she'd never leave you
alone,Ó Veronica said sweetly. ÒI
wanted some time with you for myself.Ó
She began rubbing herself over Lex's prone body and smiling as he began
to respond. She began kissing him
and he couldn't seem to help but kiss her back.
Lex placed his hands on the small of
her back and pressed her closer as they deepened their kisses. Just as Veronica was sure that he was
caught, Lex began to pull away from her.
ÒI'm sorry, Veronica, but I have to go. I've got to rest for my meeting tomorrow,Ó Lex said firmly
as he began to push the woman away from him.
Veronica ran a possessive hand over
Lex's scalp and said, ÒThat's fine with me, Lex. I'm sure I'll be seeing you again.Ó
ÒI'm sure I will,Ó Lex replied as
she closed the door to the limousine and headed to the house. Once she'd entered the house, Lex said,
ÒDrive, please.Ó
***
The next morning, the women found
another box. The remaining three
women surrounded the box. Stacy S.
began pouting almost instantly when she saw Lindsey's name on the card. "It's for you, Lindsey."
"For me? Alone?" Lindsey was stunned. She really didn't think she'd made a
strong impression on Clark, but clearly she must have.
"What does it say?"
Jennifer asked. She still hadn't
come clean about what had happened on her date, but she was now actively
observing the other women's experiences hoping that they were having no better
luck with Lex than she did.
"It says, I would like you to
join me at a benefit this evening. Get ready for an evening of dinner, dancing,
and history." Lindsey opened the attached box and discovered a beautiful,
sleek black dress that suited her perfectly and a delicate pair of heels. She sighed as she ran her hand over the
soft fabric.
"I wonder what the twist in
your date will be," Delia asked idly.
"What do you mean?"
"So far, the dates haven't been
as straightforward as they sounded on the outset. I just wonder how yours is going to be different." With
that, Delia turned and walked out of the room.
Lindsey's mouth fell open and felt
her stomach drop as she considered what Delia had suggested. "Oh god. I don't want anything bad to
happen."
"Don't let her ruin your time
with Lex," Marnie counseled. "You have a chance at something she
didn't get that's why she's acting this way."
"Do you really think so?"
Lindsey sounded unsure.
"I really do," Marnie said
as she patted Lindsey's shoulder.
"Now, come on -- let's go decide how to style your hair."
***
"She's really nice,
Clark," Chloe observed. "Why didn't you pick Marnie for an individual
date?"
"I can't say."
"What do you mean you can't
say?"
"I mean I can't say."
Clark stared at Chloe and tried to communicate how uncomfortable she was making
him, but he didn't think it was working out well.
"I think, Miss Sullivan, that
he is contractually obligated not to speak of these matters," Lex inserted
smoothly.
"Oh," Chloe said
flatly. Even though she knew that
this was the case, it was hard for her to accept the inevitablity that she
wouldn't know until the rest of the world did.
Pete reached over and gave Chloe a
big hug. He could see that she was
having a rough time with the secrecy thing. It was amazing to him that Clark had managed to keep his
*big* secret from her this long.
Chloe leaned on his shoulder, and he continued to hold her while they
watched the show.
***
Lindsey was waiting at the top of
the stairs when Lex arrived at precisely 7 PM. She glided down the stairs and
headed out the door that Lex held open for her.
"Punctuality is a quality I
appreciate," Lex said.
"I thought you might,"
Lindsey said with a smile. She eased into the limousine and continued smiling
even as her dress attempted to cut off her circulation. It did fit her perfectly Ð standing.
The second she sat down, however, it constricted in several places and made her
incredibly uncomfortable. She
prayed that the limousine ride would be short.
***
Lex watched Lindsey's face and
realized that something was off.
He really hadn't gotten to know her at all, so he attempted to initiate
conversation with her. "How
have you enjoyed this experience so far?"
"It's been exhilarating,"
Lindsey wheezed out. "I've
met some new lifelong friends and Clark is such a great guy."
"He is," Lex replied. "Are you all right?"
"I'm fine."
"Are you sure? You sound like you're having trouble
breathing."
"You're so considerate, Lex,
but I promise I'm fine."
"What do you do when you aren't
on this show?"
"I'm an accountant." Lindsey tried to pull in another breath
and then said, "A forensic accountant -- I specialize in criminal
fraud."
"That's -- interesting,"
Lex said -- a small smile playing on his face -- as he imagined his father's
face if he ever introduced this woman to him. "What do you do for fun?"
"I don't have time for
fun," Lindsey said. "I'm passionate about my work."
Lex nodded dazedly and announced,
happily, "We're here."
"What's the benefit for?"
"The Luthor pediatric wing at
Metropolis General. We're getting
to use the new theatre at the Metropolis Museum of History to screen a new
documentary on Alexander the Great.
It's going to be a fascinating evening."
Lindsey managed to contain her
groan. She would have to sit
through a documentary -- those could be so long.
***
The brilliant part of this date, in
Lex's opinion, was the fact that the documentary was almost three hours
long. He was able to watch new
theories about the relationship between Alexander and Hephastion in relative
peace because Lindsey kept disappearing from his side only to return five or so
minutes later.
She'd hardly eaten a thing at the
dinner, so Lex wasn't sure what was going on. He'd asked once if she was all right, and she assured him
that she was. After that, he shrugged
it off and focused on the film.
***
When the film ended, Lex realized
that Lindsey was nowhere to be found.
She was no longer seated next to him, and she wasn't waiting for him
outside of the theatre. After
waiting for a few minutes to see if she was in the powder room, Lex asked one
of his business associate's wives to go see if his date was all right.
"Lose your date, my boy?"
"Hello, Dad," Lex said,
turning smoothly to face his father.
"Funny -- you didn't mention that you were going to be here this
evening."
"I've always appreciated a good
documentary."
"I see." Lex stared at his
father. "Don't let me keep you, Dad.
I'm sure you have corporations to destroy or perhaps a small country to
take over."
"I was hoping to meet your new
lady friend."
"Perhaps another time,"
Lex said, moving away from his
father as he caught a glimpse of Lindsey coming toward him from the banquet
room. He frowned when he realized
she was tilting slightly.
He advanced quickly and slid an arm
around Lindsey's waist. "Are you sure you're okay?"
"I'm feeling a bit
lightheaded," Lindsey admitted just before she turned pea green and
vomited on Lex's shoes.
Lex heard his father laugh from
across the room and held in a groan.
He would never live this date down. Never. His
father would get endless delight from bringing this up, he thought as he eased
Lindsey toward the bathroom.
Several waiters rushed forward to
clean off Lex's shoes. He waved
them away and walked gingerly toward a bathroom to clean himself off. After
scrubbing ineffectually on his shoes, Lex slipped them off, along with his
socks, and handed them off camera.
"I think it's safe to say that
this date is over," Lex said, staring straight into the camera as the
screen faded to black.
***
Lindsey stomped up the stairs of the
women's house and slammed the door to the room she shared with Marnie and Stacy
S. She practically ripped her
dress off and took her first deep breath of the evening.
"Sweetie, are you okay?"
Marnie asked from the doorway.
"Oh, I'm just fine,"
Lindsey muttered as she slipped into her yoga gear and started stretching her
aching muscles.
"What happened?"
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing."
"Is there anything I can
do?" Marnie asked.
"Absolutely nothing -- unless
you can rewind to before this date started and let me start it over
again." Lindsey flopped down on her bed and sighed.
"I take it your date didn't go
well."
"I threw up on him,"
Lindsey said matter-of-factly.
"Oh," Marnie said. "What happened?"
"The dress was constricting me
every time I sat down. I had to
eat dinner, but I just couldn't keep it down. I tried -- I managed for the first several hours, but I went
to get something to drink and that was it -- all over Lex."
"What did he do?"
"He found someone to help me
into the bathroom and he disappeared.
He didn't even ride back with me."
"Maybe he didn't ride back
because he didn't want the smell to make things worse for you," Marnie
suggested.
"You think?"
"Yes, I do."
"So maybe I still have a
chance."
"You might -- I just can't
imagine him holding something like this against you. Was your date good otherwise?"
"I think so, but what do I
know?" Lindsey rolled over on her back and stared up at the ceiling.
"I think I need some time."
"I'll make sure everyone else
leaves you alone."
"Thanks, Marnie."
***
"Oh, man, Lex. That sucked," Pete said.
"Well put, Pete," Lex
said. "That's one tuxedo I'll
never wear again."
"I don't blame you."
"Why didn't you ride back with
her?" Chloe asked.
"Production wouldn't allow
it. What she neglected to mention
was that she was taken to the hospital to be checked for food poisoning or drug
use or whatever else might have caused that reaction. They couldn't get the releases for filming at the hospital,
so I was sent back to our place."
"Oh, but if you'd been
allowed?"
"I would have stayed with her,
of course," Lex said with a smile.
"Of course you would,"
Clark said with an answering smile, knowing that Lex would only have done that
if he really liked the person who was ill. He truly hated hospitals almost as much as Clark did.
***
The final date box was sitting on
the kitchen table when the women came down for breakfast the next morning.
Marnie looked at Stacy S. And said,
"Well, we know who this is for."
"I guess we do," Stacy S.
replied unenthusiastically.
"Well, I, for one, am looking
forward to it," Marnie said as she plucked the envelope off the box.
"What's it say?" Lindsey
asked over her glass of orange juice.
"Ladies -- I'm sorry for the
delay. I have an important meeting
today that cannot be rearranged. I
will pick you up tomorrow morning for a day enjoying my favorite ways to relax. We'll have a wonderful, relaxing day
where I hope I'll get to know you both much better."
"So we have to wait until
tomorrow?" Stacy S. asked.
"It would appear so,"
Marnie said calmly.
"That sucks."
"I suppose," Marnie said
thoughtfully.
"We could get to see Clark if
he's alone over at Lex's house," Jennifer said.
We could call and see," Lindsey
added.
"I think Clark said something
about going to see his parents for a day or two," Marnie said. "I
doubt he'll be there."
***
ÒI knew there was a reason I liked
her,Ó Chloe said.
ÒMe, too,Ó Clark agreed. ÒI didn't
even know she did that.Ó
Lex studied Clark's face. The relaxed grin made it clear that he
would have rather eaten snails than spend another Òfun filledÓ day with Lex's
ladies. ÒWhat were you doing? You didn't go home?Ó
ÒWell, duh,Ó Clark stared at Lex.
ÒWhat?Ó Pete looked between the two
men trying to figure out what was going on.
ÒWe went to the new Spiderman movie,
Lex. Don't you remember?Ó
ÒOh, that's right.Ó
ÒThey let you put off a date to go
see a movie with Clark?Ó Chloe asked.
ÒThey weren't given much choice,
Chlo. Lex told them he had a
meeting and that I was involved - though I still don't know how he convinced
them of that - and we headed off to the movie premiere.Ó Clark practically glowed as he
remembered going to the movie with Lex.
They'd strolled down the red carpet with the celebrities and gone to the
after parties and hung out with a now significantly older Toby McGuire. Lex had remarked at the time that they
were going to have to find a new Spiderman - kind of like how the Bond
franchise obtained a new James Bond every decade or so.
ÒIs Kirsten Dunst as fine in person
as she is on film?Ó Pete asked.
ÒUh, yeah, I guess,Ó Clark replied,
not 100% sure what he'd just agreed with.
ÒShe can't be that good looking if
she didn't make a stronger impression on you, Clark. I knew it was a camera trick,Ó Pete said, disgust dripping
in his voice as yet another fantasy woman had been ripped from her lofty perch. ÒWell, there's always Halle Barry.Ó
ÒI wouldn't count on that, Pete,Ó
Lex said.
ÒDamn. Don't ruin my fantasies, man,Ó Pete grumbled as he sunk back
into the couch cushions.
ÒThat's all they are,Ó Chloe said
darkly as she grumbled about men and unattainable standards of beauty.
ÒI need a drink,Ó Lex stated firmly.
ÒDoes anyone else need anything
while I'm up?Ó
Clark smiled again. Lex never used to remember to ask that
question before he satisfied himself, but now he always remembered. ÒI'd like a coke, please.Ó
ÒYou know where they are, and your
legs aren't broken,Ó Lex replied as he fixed his drink.
Clark couldn't help but laugh. Typical Lex.
***
The morning of the date, Lex was
waiting at the door of the women's house quite early. He'd specified that they'd spend the day, so he hoped that
these two women would be on time and prepared for any activities he might come
up with.
When he knocked on the door, Marnie
opened it and welcomed him inside.
ÒStacy needs two more minutes to pull herself together and then we'll be
ready. Could I get you some coffee or something?Ó
ÒI'm fine,Ó Lex said. He settled
himself in the seat where he'd waited for Jennifer to wait for another date.
Marnie disappeared up the stairs,
hopefully to hurry Stacy S. along, as Lex attempted to not look irritated while
he waited.
When both women appeared at the top
of the stairs a few minutes later, Lex was talking on his cell phone. He waved both women toward the door and
continued his conversation as he followed them to the limousine.
ÒI have to go now, Dad,Ó Lex
said. ÒI know this is important,
but I have things to do. I'll call
you this evening. Goodbye, Dad.Ó
Lex slid into the limousine seat and
smiled at his two dates. ÒI'm
sorry for the distraction. My
father has difficulty comprehending words like Ð ÔI'm busyÕ or ÔI have to do
something that doesn't occur on LuthorCorp property.ÕÓ
ÒI'm sure he's not that bad,Ó Stacy
S. said with a smile.
ÒI'm sure he's not,Ó Lex repeated,
rolling his eyes when she turned away.
ÒSo, ladies, what do you think I have in store for us today?Ó
ÒEvery date has been a variation of
what people assumed it would be, so I have no idea,Ó Marnie said, honestly.
ÒHow so?Ó Lex asked, looking
perplexed.
ÒWell, the racing date, for
example. Veronica and Delia were
expecting horses and they watched auto racing,Ó Marnie said.
ÒBut I didn't say anything about
horses.Ó
ÒWell, no, but maybe they didn't
consider that you would be interested in auto racing.Ó
***
ÒObviously, they've never seen you
drive,Ó Pete said, dryly.
ÒFor that, Mr. Ross, kiss your
opportunity to ride in the Lamborghini goodbye.Ó
ÒRiding in it isn't nearly as cool
as driving it,Ó Pete said to make himself feel better.
ÒLike that would ever happen,Ó Chloe
laughed. ÒLex won't even let Clark
drive his cars.Ó
ÒThat's not true, Chloe,Ó Clark
said. ÒI can drive them; I just don't want to drive them.Ó
ÒThat's true. He's on my insurance and everything.Ó
ÒI'm only on your insurance because
I bring your rates down, Lex.Ó
ÒThat's not true. I'd insure you anyway.Ó
ÒCould we get back to the show,
please? This is just sickening,Ó
Pete grumbled. He'd always been a
bit jealous of Clark's friendship with Lex, and the car thing was just too much
for him to bear gracefully.
***
The limousine brought Lex and his
dates to the LexCorp heli-pad, conveniently located at LuthorCorp headquarters.
"We'll be taking the helicopter
to Smallville and we'll spend the day relaxing at my property there."
"Smallville? What's in Smallville?" Stacy S.
asked.
"The places I go when I need to
relax and get away from everything." Lex slid into the seat beside the
pilot and focused on preparations for takeoff.
The brief flight to Smallville took
almost no time, and they soon landed at the castle. Lex led the two women toward the back of the property. When
they reached a sleek structure, Lex said, "There's a changing room on the
upper level and then I'll meet you in the stable and we can choose our
mounts."
"Our mounts?" Stacy S.
echoed.
"Yes," Lex replied over
his shoulder as he strolled away to change into riding clothes.
"I don't believe this,"
Stacy S. sputtered.
"What's wrong?" Marnie
asked as she started toward the stairs to change.
"I can't ride a horse."
"I'm sure we can teach you,
Stacy. It's really not that
difficult. Besides, the terrain
here seems fairly easy, and we'll keep it to a canter for you."
"No, I *can't* ride a
horse," Stacy S. shouted.
"I'm sorry. Is there a problem here," Lex
asked, walking back in from what appeared to be an extremely quick change.
"I'm *allergic* to horses,
Lex. We simply can't go for a ride
as part of our date."
"That's unfortunate." Lex
looked toward the camera for a moment -- one of the first signs of awareness
he'd shown of the cameras surrounding him on any episode -- nodded quickly, and
said, "However, we've done a great deal of work on the property to make it
suitable for this activity and I have no intention of wasting that time or that
money. I arranged for professional masseurs, aromatherapists, and other
assorted spa personnel for an afternoon of pampering. You can avail yourself of those services while Marnie and I
are riding."
"No, that is
unacceptable," Stacy S. said imperiously. "This is supposed to be a
group date. It is completely
inappropriate for you to engage in an activity that one of your dates cannot
participate in."
Lex raised an eyebrow as he regarded
Stacy S. benignly. "I have no intention of changing my plans because of an
unfortunate circumstance. I assure
you that we will spend time together during our visit to my home, but I do
intend to take my horse out today."
"The point is that we are
supposed to be on a group date. It
is utterly unacceptable for you to take off with one of us and leave the other
one alone. I simply won't have
it." Stacy S. stamped her foot emphatically.
"You can fight this out with
the producers. I'm going riding." Lex turned on his heel and walked toward
the stalls. He caught Marnie's
hand on his way by, "Are you coming?"
"Of course, Lex," Marnie
said as she joined him and walked toward the stall. She turned her head back
toward Stacy S. and mouthed the word 'sorry' to Stacy S.
***
The first few minutes of the ride
were quiet, as both Lex and Marnie were concentrating on the rough patch of
ground they were riding over.
"I've been assured that the
bridle path is cleared," Lex called over his shoulder. "It's just the access road that's
a bit choppy."
"I'm fine, Lex," Marnie
called back as she clucked and encouraged her horse.
Once they reached the path, they
discovered that they could ride side by side. As Marnie pulled even to Lex, she said, "What did you
say her name is again?"
"Marigold," Lex said with
a grimace. "I didn't name
her."
"I'd imagine not," Marnie
said with a laugh. "So who do these horses actually belong to?"
"What makes you think they
aren't mine?"
"Well, the names, for
one," Marnie said as she patted Marigold on her neck. "Second, you just don't seem like
the type to keep horses when you don't get out here that much."
"What makes you think I don't
get out here that much?" Lex was curious what this woman saw and what she
thought she saw.
"Your businesses, both of them,
are based in Metropolis. You're a
scion of that city. Not that many
people do the house in the country thing anymore with any serious level of
commitment. And, honestly, you just don't strike me as a country kind of
guy."
"That's because I'm not,"
Lex smirked. "Clark though . . ."
"Is that kind of guy. So are these beauties his?"
"His family keeps them. I think of them as Martha's horses, but
Jonathan would kill me. So they
are my horses, but the Kents take care of them for me."
"It's really nice of you to do
that."
"It lets me help Clark's
parents without them feeling like it's charity, and I get to ride when I come
out here without having to worry about the horses when I'm not here. It's a true win-win
proposition." Lex
shrugged. "There's a pond
about a quarter mile down the path.
Race you?"
"You're on," Marnie said
as she gently kicked Marigold to spur her into a gallop.
The twosome raced down the path and
out of view of the cameras.
***
Clark stared at Lex.
"What?" Lex asked.
"Huh?" Clark
responded. He couldn't stop
thinking about how Lex did things for him and for his family without them ever
being aware of it. He started
wondering what other things he didn't know about that Lex had done for him.
"Why are you staring at
me?"
"I am not," Clark said
indignantly.
"Yes, Clark, you are,"
Chloe said, insinuating herself in the conversation.
"I'll thank you to stay out of
this, Miss Sullivan," Lex said.
"I was only . . ."
"Chlo, let it go," Clark
said. "Maybe we should see
what happens next."
"Fine," Lex said, fuming
inwardly. Yet another time he notices something and Clark denies that it's
there. He didn't know how much
more ignorance he could feign before his brain exploded. Although an exploded brain might be
less painful.
***
The cameras caught up with Lex and
Marnie as the came to a photo finish at the edge of the pond. They both dismounted and let the reins
trail while the horses took a long drink from the pond.
Lex took Marnie's hand again and led
her to a blanket spread out under a tree with a picnic basket anchoring one
corner.
"Stacy would have a fit,"
Marnie said with a grin.
"I assume she would, but I'm
not planning to tell her, are you?"
Lex's eyes twinkled with suppressed merriment.
"I certainly don't plan to
bring it up."
The image on the screen widened out
and soft music started to play as Marnie and Lex relaxed and enjoyed the picnic
of fresh fruit and a bottle of wine.
Although the audience wasn't privy to the conversation, it was clear
that Lex was relaxing and enjoying himself.
***
Clark found himself glaring at the
screen and could feel the pressure building up. He leaped off the couch and ran out of the room again.
"God damn it, Clark," Lex
shouted as he took off after his wayward friend, leaving Chloe and Pete gaping
after them.
"What just happened here?"
Chloe asked.
"I have no idea," Pete said. "I thought Clark liked
Marnie."
"So did I." Chloe thought for a minute. "Hey,
maybe he can read lips and Marnie said something about Clark or his family that
he didn't like."
The both quieted down as they heard
Lex pounding on a door and calling through it, "Would you just open the
damned door, Clark?"
"Just give me a minute,
okay?" Clark was sitting on
the floor of the bathroom with his eyes squeezed tightly shut. He hadn't lost control of his heat vision
in a long time, and he was trying not to melt anything in Lex's bathroom.
"Are you okay?"
"I suddenly wasn't feeling so
good. I just need a few
minutes. Please, Lex," Clark
pleaded.
Lex leaned his head against the door
for a second and took a deep breath.
"Okay, Clark. Just
come get me when you're ready to go back.
I'm going to go check my email."
Clark smiled. Checking email was one
of Lex's ways of calming down and releasing some of his worry when things were
getting to him -- things like Clark.
He didn't mean to worry Lex.
He really didn't. It just
really bugged him to see Lex relaxing and enjoying himself.
And that was wrong, because it
didn't usually bug him when Lex was relaxed and having fun. So why did it bother him now?
Clark breathed a sigh of relief as
the pressure seemed to release, and he pushed himself up off the bathroom
floor. He splashed some water on
his face and then let himself out to go find Lex and finish watching the tape. He was more than ready for this show to
be over.
***
When they restarted the tape, Lex
and Marnie were still sitting and talking. On screen, Lex suddenly frowned, reached into his pocket,
and pulled out a blinking phone.
"Damn it," Lex
exclaimed. "I have to take
this."
"It's no problem, Lex,"
Marnie said as she pushed herself up off the blanket and grabbed several of the
baby carrots that were still on her plate. "I'll go give these to the
horses."
"Thanks," Lex said as he
clicked the phone on. "This is Lex Luthor."
Marnie wandered over to the pond and
held out her palm, offering Marigold a carrot. While her back was turned, the
camera panned wider to show Lex watching her while he listened to the person on
the other end of the phone.
Lex finished his call as quickly as
he could. He could not imagine how
other people managed to take the time to do these shows without being
constantly interrupted.
"Gabe. You've handled the situation perfectly. If my father gets wind of it, I'm sure
I'll hear about it. Thank you for
calling me."
Lex turned the phone off and got up
to join Marnie with the horses.
"We should probably head back. I'm sure Stacy S. feels utterly abandoned at this
point."
"I'm ready if you are,"
Marnie replied. "Should we
clean that up?"
"I'm sure someone will take
care of it," Lex said with confidence as he swung up on his horse.
Marnie followed suit and they rode
off.
***
Stacy S. was pacing in the front
hall waiting for Lex and Marnie to return. When the two of them appeared, walking up the path toward
the house holding hands, Stacy S. swooped down on them immediately.
"Do you guys have any idea how
long you've been gone?" Stacy S. demanded.
"I'd assume not more than an
hour," Lex said calmly.
"It's been almost two hours,
Lex. I expect at least that much
of your time."
"Given your allergy to horses,
it might be wise for me to shower first," Lex said.
"Good luck with that,"
Stacy S. said spitefully.
"Apparently something's wrong with the water pressure. The hot tub is not working
properly."
"That's handled on a separate
system from the household water."
"Your caretaker doesn't seem to
know that," Stacy S. said. "Perhaps you should reconsider his
employment."
"I'll take that under
advisement." Lex walked
toward the stairs. "If you ladies will excuse me."
***
"Your caretaker?" Clark
asked.
"I think she might have been
referring to your father," Lex observed dryly.
"My Dad?"
"He was kind enough to oversee
some of the crews while they were on the castle grounds."
"I didn't know that."
"When I agreed to do this and
when they expressed an interest in shooting at the castle, I asked your Dad to
help me out." Lex shrugged.
"And he said yes," Pete
asked, startled.
"He must have because he was
there. Though he did refuse to go
on camera," Lex said with a smirk. "He wouldn't want anyone to think
he actually approved of me."
Clark rolled his eyes. "He's
not like that anymore, Lex."
"I know, Clark," Lex said,
quietly as he patted Clark's knee gently.
"He's been great to me through this."
Clark was stunned. "Really?"
"Yes, really. We still may not see eye to eye on some
things, but I think he might actually like me now. And I know that I like and respect him." Lex turned his
attention back to the screen. "Are we ready for more?"
***
Lex appeared at the bottom of the
stairs in a new pair of black trousers and a pale purple shirt. He smiled at
Marnie, who had also showered and changed. He then turned to Stacy S., who was impatiently tapping her
toe on the marble floor.
"Would you ladies like to join
me for a light lunch?" Lex asked.
"I'd love to," Marnie said
with a smile.
"Of course," Stacy S. said
as she commandeered Lex's arm and waited for him to lead the way to the dining
room.
Lex smiled as they entered the room
-- a full spread was laid out on the table.
***
Clark took in the spread on the
table. "Lex?"
"Yes, Clark."
"Those look like Mom's dinner
rolls."
"Yes, Clark. Your mother graciously agreed to make
the food for this gathering. My
regular cook was otherwise occupied -- feeding her son." Lex grinned.
***
"How was this prepared?"
Stacy S. asked as she poked at a plate of potatoes.
"I'm sure I don't know,"
Lex replied.
"I don't think I can eat
this."
"There are other alternatives,
Stacy," Marnie pointed out reasonably as she took a small scoop of the
scorned potatoes.
"I mean, I don't think I can
eat any of this food. It looks so
unappetizing and so heavy." She poked at a couple of the other dishes
before scooping up a serving of the green salad. "This doesn't look too bad, though the vegetables could
be fresher."
***
"What the hell?" Clark
exclaimed. "How could you let
her get away with that?"
"What makes you think I did,
Clark?" Lex asked mildly. "Maybe we should watch a little more before
you think the worst of me."
Clark gaped at his friend. He hadn't heard that wounded tone in a
few years.
***
"I'm sorry, I must have
misunderstood you," Lex said, coolly. "I'm certain you didn't just
insult the person who worked hard to prepare this wonderful meal for us."
"Why would you care?"
Stacy S. sniffed. "It's not like you made the food or anything. It's probably just catered,
anyway."
"It's dangerous to make
assumptions." Lex stared at Stacy S. until she began to squirm under his
gaze. "As it happens, very
dear friends made this meal for us.
They would *never* use poor quality ingredients or serve us anything
less than what they would serve their own family. I believe that you owe them
an apology for your remarks."
"They couldn't even hear me,
Lex," Stacy S. scoffed. "It's not like your *dear friends* are even
here."
"That's hardly the point, my
dear." Lex's voice was soft, silky, and deadly. "We're on
camera. If, for some reason, they
decide to air this footage, I want an apology *ON TAPE* because you have not
only insulted them, but you've inadvertently jeopardized their business, and I
won't stand for it."
"I'm sorry," Stacy S.
whispered with a blush.
"I don't believe the cameras
could pick that up. Please repeat
it -- louder," Lex commanded.
"Fine. I'm sorry, okay?"
"That's fine. Now, you're welcome to leave. I have no interest in seeing you again
-- ever." Lex waved the young
woman away and turned his back to dismiss her.
"You can't do that, Lex,"
Stacy S. said. "You owe me
two hours of private time."
"If I were forced to spend two
hours alone with you, I'm not sure I could guarantee your safety." Lex frowned at her continued
presence. "Am I going to have
to call security to escort you from the premises?"
Before Stacy S. could argue again, a
member of Lex's personal security team appeared, grabbed her elbow, and
escorted her out of the dining room.
***
"That's why I never saw her
again?" Clark asked, amazed at what Lex had done for him and his family.
"Do you honestly believe I
would have chosen such a spoiled bitch?"
"Well, no, but I'm surprised
they let you get rid of her before the elimination ceremony," Chloe said.
"No one says things like that
about the Kents and gets away with it," Lex replied, his face darkening
with remembered anger. "And I didn't want her anywhere near Clark
again."
Clark flushed under Lex's intense
regard, but held the other man's gaze and nodded to show he understood what Lex
was trying to say without saying.
It was, ultimately, about protecting Clark.
For Lex, it seemed like it was
always about Ôprotecting Clark,Õ Clark mused. He could understand that, he felt
the same way. Lex's safety --
physically and emotionally -- was the most important thing to Clark.
And then it hit him. Lex was the most important thing to
him. 'Oh god,' Clark thought. 'I'm
in love with Lex.'
Lex watched as a series of emotions
he didn't understand played across Clark's face. However, he recognized the last one -- panic. He put a reassuring hand on Clark's
arm, only to have Clark flinch away from him.
"It will be okay, Clark,"
Lex said quietly as he wrapped his arms around himself in a protective gesture.
"I can get them to take that out if you want me to."
Clark swallowed nervously and
shrugged. "We should call Dad and see what he wants us to do."
"We'll do that, then," Lex
replied.
***
Marnie stood silently by while Lex
fumed. He had pulled out his phone and immediately made a call, moving off
camera as the call connected. All
she heard him say was "This is Lex Luthor" before he vanished from
sight.
She sighed and finished fixing her
plate from the food prepared. She
sat down at the long table, by herself, and took a long sip from her glass of
water. She eyed the camera and
said, "Surely you have something better to film than me eating, don't
you?"
***
Lex reentered the dining room to
find Marnie nibbling at the food on her plate. "Not hungry?"
"I was trying to wait for
you," Marnie said.
"Trouble averted?"
"I'd like to think so,"
Lex replied, smirking, as he started filling a plate. "Have you had a
roll?"
"No, I didn't."
"You should really try
one," Lex held one out to Marnie who waved it away. "Problem?"
"I don't eat bread."
"Okay, well, thank goodness I
didn't select the bread pudding for dessert then."
"Indeed." Marnie plucked a
roll from the basket and started to laugh when Lex raised an eyebrow. After she took a bite, she said,
"This is so good, Lex."
ÒSo that was . . .Ó
ÒJust wanted to make you laugh, Lex.
And the rolls are wonderful.Ó
Marnie took a bite of her perfectly cooked prime rib. ÒThis is perfect, Lex.Ó
"Even though I had to let it
sit, it's still wonderful," Lex agreed after taking a bite himself.
"So, what else do we have
planned for today?"
"Why don't we just hang out
here and see what comes up," Lex offered. "I have a masseur here, the
hot tub, a sauna, a projection screen television, and a huge collection of
DVDs. Really, we can do quite a
bit without ever leaving the building."
"A massage would be
wonderful," Marnie said.
"I'm good with that," Lex
said. "I love a woman who knows her own mind."
***
The women were stunned to see Stacy
S. storm into the house. Two security men were following her.
"Stacy?" Jennifer trailed
after her. "What happened to your date with Lex?"
"I don't want to talk about
it."
"Who are your friends?"
Veronica asked.
"These are not my
friends." Stacy stormed up to her room and began throwing things into her
bags.
"What are you doing?"
Delia asked.
"What does it look like I'm
doing, genius?"
"Packing," Lindsey
said. "But why are you
packing?"
"Because my relationship with
the show has been terminated."
"Are you about ready,
Miss?" One of the men asked. "I have strict instructions."
"And those instructions would
be?" Stacy asked imperiously.
"To limit your interaction with
the remaining contestants," the second man said. "In fact, ladies, it would be a great help if you would
go back to what you were doing."
"But we want to know what's
going on," Jennifer whined.
"And I don't see why I can't
tell them that Lex is a bastard," Stacy S. said with a perverse smile.
"That's enough, Miss," the
first large man hustled the other women away as the second man picked up Stacy
S.'s bags and escorted her out of the house over her protests.
***
Clark's eyes were huge as he
realized that Lex had completely changed the game because of him. He noticed a
couple of pieces of hair on his knee and he brushed them away. Looked like his, but who knew for sure.
He felt Lex's eyes on him and he
smiled at him to reassure him that everything was okay.
"Are you okay?" Lex whispered.
"Fine," Clark said,
quietly. "I just can't
believe you did that for my family.
After the way my Dad has treated you . . ."
"It's in the past, Clark.
Besides, she was talking about Martha and your mother has never been anything
but supportive of me."
"Oh, I can think of a couple of
times," Pete said. "Fireworks, anyone?"
"Okay, so that wasn't my best
plan," Lex said, laughing.
"You know, there can't be more
than five minutes or so left at this point," Chloe said, tapping her
watch. "I vote we watch the last few minutes without interruption."
"Agreed," the three men
chorused as Lex restarted the tape.
***
Clark and Lex were welcoming the
women to their mansion for the elimination ceremony when Clark realized they
were a woman short.
"Where's Stacy S.?"
"Family problems," Marnie
said. "She had to leave and
go home to help with them."
Lex gave her the barest nod of
acknowledgement that Clark completely missed.
"Oh, that's too bad,"
Clark said. "We should send
flowers or fruit or something, Lex."
"Trust me, Clark. It's been taken care of," Lex said
smoothly. "Perhaps we should mingle."
"You're right."
The camera panned wide to show Lex
and Clark circulating among the group of women, each stopping to chat with one
or two women at a time.
"Lex. Clark. It's
time," Mark Michaels appeared at the edge of the scene and called to the
two men. "You'll head up to
the deliberation room, and I'll join you in a few minutes."
"Right," Lex smirked. "Like we haven't heard this
before."
"Come on, Lex," Clark
called from the stairs. Lex followed him up without looking back at the camera.
The two men stared at the photos of
the women. Stacy S.'s photo was
gone, which surprised Clark. "Wow, whatever happened to Stacy S. must have
been serious. They even pulled her
picture."
"It was unfortunate," Lex
said. "Do you have any feelings about any of them?"
"Shouldn't I be asking you
that, Lex?" Clark replied with a grin.
"I think we can safely say that
I two good dates and two horrible dates."
"Lex, are you ready to make
your decisions?" Mark Mitchell asked, again appearing practically out of
nowhere.
"I believe that I am,
Mark," Lex said with quiet confidence. "Any twists this evening that
we should be aware of?"
"Tonight's ceremony is quite
straight forward. You pick and
we're done," Mark replied, smiling. "I know we've thrown you some
curves, but there's no twist tonight."
"Should I come with or wait up
here," Clark asked.
"It's entirely up to you,"
Mark said magnanimously. "And Lex, of course."
"Lex, what do you want me to
do?"
"It's up to you, Clark."
The camera pulled in close on
Clark's face and the conflict was clear on his face. He clearly wanted to avoid what might be conflict, but he
also wanted to be with Lex. "I --"
Lex took pity on his friend.
"Clark, why don't you wait for me up here? This will only take a few minutes and then there's a movie
waiting for us."
"Okay, Lex. I'll just go hang out in the
entertainment room, then." Clark grinned.
Lex walked down the stairs to the
five waiting women. He smiled at all of them, while waiting for Mark to speak.
"Ladies, tonight Lex will
choose three of you to continue on this adventure with him. As usual, if you don't feel a
connection with Lex, or if you feel that you don't want to go further, you are
free to decline his offer. Does everyone understand?"
The camera panned all the women
nodding their heads and eyeing Lex anxiously.
Lex nodded subtly, and a butler
appeared carrying three rather large packages. He waved a hand toward the
packages and said, "As you can see, I have gifts. This time, though, these gifts are for
the women I haven't selected."
"Uh, Lex, that's not how we do
it here," Mark said.
"Ah, but it's how *I* do things,
Mark," Lex replied. "Now, as I was saying, these gifts are for those
I haven't selected. I hope that
you'll remember your time here fondly. Quite obviously, Stacy S.'s gift will be
sent to her."
The five women shifted restlessly as
they waited for Lex to continue.
"This time you're hoping *not*
to hear your name called," Lex added with a smirk.
Mark gobbled, but didn't say
anything. He was clearly staring
at someone off-screen who seemed to wave him on. "Well, okay, then. Whenever you're ready, Lex," Mark said with false
enthusiasm.
"First, let me say that this
has been an enlightening week for me.
I've gotten to see how each of you would handle some of the situations
that you might encounter in your life with me. My life is not a bed of roses, and,
as my wife, you would encounter situations that will be taxing for you and that
will push your ability to be civil to the limit." Lex took a deep breath
and said, "So, with that, I want to thank each of you for your interest,
your dedication, and your passion.
With that, I first want to speak with Lindsey."
Lindsey's face fell when she
realized her name had been called. She walked up to Lex and allowed him to take
her hand when he reached for it.
"I enjoyed our dates,
Lex," Lindsey stammered.
"I thought you might have,
Lindsey, but as I'm sure you've realized, you're simply not up for the strain
of being my wife. I hope you will accept this gift with my fond wishes for your
future," Lex replied, as he handed her a box.
Lindsey took the package and walked
out of the mansion without looking back. She practically ran to the waiting
limousine and dove in without looking back.
"Well, that was awkward,"
Lex said to Mark. "Perhaps this next one will go smoother. Jennifer, if I could speak with you
please."
Jennifer stalked up to Lex and stood
in front of him arms wrapped around her waist in a self-protective gesture.
"Just let me leave," she pleaded.
"I certainly will," Lex
replied. "I would like to give you this gift as a token of my
appreciation."
"Fine, whatever," Jennifer
took the box and tucked it under her arm as she turned her back on the other
women. She also stalked out
without speaking to the cameras.
"Obviously, this means that I
would like the three of you to stay," Lex said. "So now I ask you,
Marnie, would you please stay?"
"Of course, Lex," Marnie
smiled as Lex slipped an envelope out of his pocket and handed it to her as he
kissed her on the cheek.
"Delia, would you do me the
honor of staying?"
"Absolutely," she said,
turning so that Lex kissed her on the lips as he slipped her an envelope as
well.
"Veronica, would you please
consider staying for another date?" Lex smirked as he asked.
"I wouldn't dream of being
anywhere else," Veronica said, pressing herself against Lex. She made sure that she kissed Lex
thoroughly before releasing him.
Mark stepped in and said,
"Please join us next time when Lex will take each of these women to meet
his family. Until then, I'm Mark
Michaels, saying good night."
***
"Wow," Chloe said, eyes
wide. "So what can you tell us about what we didn't see?"
"For example?" Lex asked.
"Well, what happened with
Jennifer?" Pete asked. "She was fine, man."
"I suppose," Lex said,
steepling his fingers in front of him. He looked at Clark to assess how
comfortable he would be with Lex telling some of these stories.
Clark noticed Lex's attention and
started to blush. "What? It
didn't have anything to do with me, did it?"
"Well, I didn't realize that
she was interested in you at the time," Lex began.
"She was not," Clark
denied hotly.
"She *so* was, man," Pete
said. "You could call her now
and I bet she'd go out with you."
"She would not. She wanted Lex. They *all* wanted Lex."
"Oh, come on, Clark. She wanted you and she would have given
Lex up in a second if she thought she would have had a chance at you,"
Chloe said.
Clark looked more and more miserable
as the teasing continued. "I wasn't there to find a date; I was there to
help Lex find a wife."
"We know, Clark," Lex
said. He placed a comforting hand
on Clark's shoulder. "What she might have though was immaterial, you were
there for me, and I appreciate that more than you know."
Clark calmed down under Lex's
reassuring hand and tried to focus on the conversation at hand. "So what
did happen on that date?"
"It was memorable." Lex
smirked. "But not in the good way."
"What does that mean?"
Pete demanded.
"She had a very different idea
of what we would be doing and how the evening would progress than I did,"
Lex said. "It would seem that
dining with the stars meant someone named Brad and Jen and not Orion and
Cassiopia."
"We got that from the tape,
Lex," Chloe said. "What we want to know is -- what didn't we
see?"
"Ahhh, the secrets of 'Single
Millionaire'." Lex made air quotes with his fingers. "As you could
see, the date didn't go well from the start. You all know how I get when people are late."
"We know, Lex," Pete
said. "And even if we didn't
know, the fact that Clark NEVER makes you wait would make it clear."
"Is that so?" Lex stared
at Clark. When Clark started blushing, Lex quickly started explaining his date
again. "So, after having to wait an interminable amount of time -- and I'm
still not quite certain what took so long."
"It takes a great deal of
effort to look good enough to be on your arm, Lex," Chloe said.
"Be that as it may, production
provided the clothes, stylists, and jewelry. I do not understand what took so long." Lex waved a frustrated hand when Chloe
started to speak again. "Anyway, the wait was horrible, and then when we
got in the limousine, she started talking about movie stars and pop icons. I don't think she paused for breath in
the first ten minutes."
Lex paused to take a sip of water.
"She finally asked a question, though, when we weren't heading for the
airport."
"Why would you need the airport
to get to the planetarium?" Clark asked.
"She thought we were going to a
movie premiere, Clark," Lex said patiently.
"Oh," Clark said, blushing
again. He should have known
that. The only excuse he could
offer, he wouldn't offer to Lex.
He was completely off kilter, but he didn't want Lex to realize it.
"So, what happened," Pete
asked.
"Well, she didn't take it too
hard at first. She thought, I
suppose, that there was a star-studded benefit waiting for us inside. She was
incensed when we went inside and there was no one."
"No one?" Chloe echoed.
"Right, it was a private date,
and Clark had arranged for us to have the planetarium for ourselves. They were
going to do a special show for us while we picnicked on the floor of the
planetarium." Lex rolled his
eyes. "We never got that far.
She pitched a tantrum at being 'set up,' in her words. She felt we had played
her for a fool."
"I don't know that I blame her,
Lex. I wouldn't have felt great
about discovering the stars weren't what I expected," Chloe said.
"But there were supposed to be
dates that were about things Lex enjoys," Clark protested.
"They really seemed to be dates
that were centered around things that you and Lex enjoy doing," Pete said.
"But that wasn't what they were
about. Lex likes the planetarium,
and the museum, and his racing team."
"Yes, he does, Clark,"
Chloe said, "but he only does those things with you."
"I don't know if that's
true." Lex ran a hand over his scalp as he considered what Chloe had said.
"I suppose, though, that all current evidence would indicate that I only
do these things with Clark."
Clark felt his heart soar at Lex's
statement. He was so high, he
almost missed the end of his thoughts.
" . . . mean that if I had
another alternative I wouldn't do those things with someone else."
Clark frowned, but tried to hide his
reaction from his friends by taking a huge swallow from his drink. He ended up choking on it and having
Lex pound him on the back. A
shower of hair fell off Clark and onto Lex's arm and the couch.
"You're
the reason I don't have a dog, Clark."
"Huh?"
"You
shed worse than any mutt I've ever seen." Lex valiantly restrained himself from brushing away the hair
that Clark had shed on his sofa.
The small pile was more than he could remember Clark shedding at any one
sitting, but he wasn't particularly concerned about it.
"Like
you'd let a mutt in your penthouse," Chloe said with a snort.
Lex arched
an eyebrow as he cast glances at the three of them, but refrained from comment.
Chloe
debated whether she should say something or not in response to Lex's look, but
her curiosity got the better of her.
"So what were the gifts this week?"
"It
wasn't kind, I'll admit," Lex smirked. "The boxes contained that
recent biography of me. I actually
like that one."
"Oh,
Lex," Clark muttered and shook his head. He noticed more hair falling from his head out of the corner
of his eye.
Lex eyed
Clark carefully. "You don't
approve?"
"What
was the point of giving them the book other than to rub their faces in not
getting you," Clark said.
"I
signed it," Lex said defensively.
"Like
that helps," Pete said.
"Okay,
what would you have done?" Lex demanded.
"Well,
I would have given them something nice that would help them feel better about
losing you." Clark considered what would make him feel better for losing
Lex and realized that there was nothing that would make him feel better.
"And
what would you have given them?"
Lex demanded.
"I
guess a trip or something," Clark said. He kept staring off into space and
thinking about how things were going to be when Lex married the girl he
picked. Clark didn't even think in
ÒifsÓ, he knew that Lex would marry this one, and he would lose his best friend
and the person he'd chosen to love.
"That's
interesting, Clark. Perhaps I'll
send along some tickets somewhere to make up for my less than appropriate
gifts."
"Maybe
you should," Clark said.
"So,
what was in the envelopes, Lex?" Chloe asked, having lost interest in the
debate about the appropriateness of the gifts Lex had given the losers.
"I'm
afraid that information will have to remain classified until the next
episode," Lex said.
"Oh,
come on, Lex, who am I going to tell?" Chloe pleaded.
"Aren't
you working for the Met U newspaper this term?" Pete asked, only to get
smacked by Chloe.
"Thank
you for making my case, Mr. Ross," Lex said with a smile. "I hate to
call an end to this evening, but I have some delicate negotiations to deal with
tonight, so that I can 'play' tomorrow."
The three
visitors got up from the couch and Clark watched more hair shower from his head
onto the floor. "Man, I must have done something horrible to my
hair," Clark commented as he looked at the cloud surrounding him.
"Yes,
well, you have a long way to go before you share my hair situation," Lex
said, running a hand over his scalp.
"You
wish," Clark said, sticking his tongue out at Lex.
"That's
just what I need, Clark. A tall,
extremely muscular bald guy hanging around. Like that wouldn't attract attention," Lex frowned.
***
Clark rode
home with Chloe and Pete but didn't contribute much to the conversation. He was grateful that Chloe was
attributing it to the fact that they were speculating about who Lex would
eliminate next.
ÒSo you
really can't give us a clue, Clark,Ó Chloe asked, batting her eyes in a
flirtatious way.
ÒNo, I
can't,Ó Clark said.
ÒIs there
something in your eye, Chlo?Ó Pete asked.
ÒNo,Ó Chloe
replied, disgusted. ÒI was trying to flirt with him.Ó
ÒAs if
flirting with Clark ever got you anywhere,Ó Pete said.
ÒThere's no
harm in trying,Ó Chloe said, flipping Pete the bird as she careened into a
parking place. ÒOkay, everybody
out. This ride is done for the
night.Ó
Pete and
Clark got out of the car quickly.
It was a rare thing that Chloe drove them anywhere, Clark was willing to
bet that her driving record would be worse than Lex's when she reached his
current age, but tonight, Pete had been running late and she was really psyched
about driving, so they'd let her.
ÒMan, I'm
never running late again,Ó Pete said as he stared at the ground worshipfully.
ÒEither
that, or I'm taking Lex up on his offer of a car because I don't think I can do
that again,Ó Clark said.
ÒYeah man,
but you're indestructible. It's
not like she's going to hurt you.
Me, on the other hand, guys gotta worry about protecting his assets -
you know what I mean?Ó Pete nudged
Clark with a shoulder.
ÒSure do,
Pete,Ó Clark grinned. It fell
immediately, though, when he realized that more hair had fallen out from the
gentle push. ÒWhat the hell is
going on with my hair?Ó
ÒDude, you
didn't piss off one of the guys on your hall, did you?Ó
ÒI don't
think so, why?Ó
ÒWell, you
know, I've heard they'll do things like put Nair in your shampoo and
stuff. That would really suck, but
Chloe says it will only make you bald in patches because it doesn't work so
well when it's diluted.Ó
ÒAnd she
would know this, why?Ó Clark asked dubiously.
ÒShe's a
girl, man. They use that shit, you
know?Ó Pete raised his eyebrows meaningfully.
ÒOh, right,
right.Ó Clark rushed to agree before Pete started quizzing him - again - on why
he hadn't had a date in a year. He
just wasn't ready to share his latest revelation with anyone - even his good
buddy, Pete. And if that didn't
conjure up Sesame Street images, he didn't know what would.
ÒWell, I'm
beat, man. I'm gonna go hit the
sheets.Ó Pete started off toward his dormitory. ÒWill I see you tomorrow?Ó
ÒMaybe. I don't know what Lex has planned,Ó
Clark replied.
ÒYou know,
I'll be glad when this show is over,Ó Pete muttered as he walked away. ÒI kind
of miss having you around more.Ó
Clark
frowned at the words he wasn't really supposed to hear. He was trying not to neglect Pete or
Chloe, but now he just couldn't give up a second of the time he might have with
Lex - not when he knew it was going to end soon and that he would have to share
Lex with someone.
***
Clark went
up to his room and changed into his customary sleeping outfit - flannel pajama
pants and an old t-shirt - and then sat on his desk and stared out into space.
ÒWhy didn't
I figure this out, oh, six months ago?Ó He muttered to himself. ÒIf I'd figured it out then, I might
have had a chance.Ó He scuffed his
foot on the floor and then said, ÒOh, who am I kidding? Lex isn't interested in me. He never has been and he never will be
now.Ó
Clark
couldn't believe how bad his luck really was - he finally realizes, after all
this time, that he's in love, really in love -- this was nothing like the crush
he'd had on Lana back in high school - and there wasn't a damned thing he could
do about it. Even if he wanted to,
Lex was taken. Spoken for. ENGAGED, for Christ's sake. He couldn't compete with that. He couldn't mess up a relationship that
Lex had longed for and wanted so badly that he'd been willing to go on a
*reality* show in order to have it.
Clark pushed
up off his desk and frowned at yet another cloud of hair that was drifting from
his head toward the desk.
ÒMaybe I did
piss somebody off,Ó Clark muttered as he climbed up to his bed. He'd long since realized that sleeping
with his bed lofted minimized the chances that someone would walk in and
discover him floating. At most
they'd think his good friend Lex Luthor had gotten him a really big mattress or
something.
As he closed
his eyes, Clark hoped that he wouldnÕt spend the night dreaming of Lex. Doing that would only make hanging out
with the other man the next day that much more difficult.
***
When Clark awoke the next morning,
he noticed an alarming amount of hair on his pillow. He wasn't particularly
worried, though, because he had so much hair. His mother always told him how lucky he was that his hair
was so thick and healthy.
He headed down to the shower,
ignoring the catcalls from the guys on the hall. He wasn't sure what was going on, and with these guys he
wasn't sure he wanted to know.
He'd been getting a fair amount of
shit since the show had started airing, and most of the comments seemed to
still be in that vein. Although he
wasn't sure about the 'trying too hard, aren't you?' comments.
He got in the shower and started
scrubbing down -- saving his hair for last, as he always did. He poured some shampoo into his hand
and went to run it through his hair.
"Oh shit!" Clark shouted
as his hand hit scalp. "Shit!"
He jumped out of the shower and ran
to a mirror. "Oh god! What
the hell?"
He ran his hands over his head again
-- it was totally smooth. No hair
on his head at all. He tucked his
towel around his waist and sprinted -- at human speed -- back to his room.
He peered into the mirror that his
mother had hung on his wall when he'd moved in. He grabbed a phone and called Pete.
After six rings, someone picked up,
grumbling, "Who the hell is this?"
"Pete, man, it's Clark."
"What the hell, Clark. It's too fucking early. What do you want, dude?"
"I need help here, Pete. You've gotta come over -- RIGHT
NOW!" Clark shouted into the phone.
"Calm the hell down,
Clark. Nothing is this urgent,
dude. Let me get a couple more hours sleep and then I'll come over."
Pete started to hang up the phone
when he heard Clark shout, "No wait, Pete! God, I need help right now."
"Dude, what's wrong?" Pete
asked.
"Freaky shit, Pete. You've got to come over. Please, before Lex gets here."
"All right, all right,
dude. Give me time to pull on some
pants and I'll be there," Pete said.
"But you owe me for this."
"I know, I know," Clark
assured his friend.
***
"Clark, man, open up,"
Pete called as he pounded on Clark's door.
The door opened partially, and a
hand pulled Pete into the room and slammed the door behind him.
Pete's eyes almost bugged out of his
head. "Dude, you are totally bald."
"I know," Clark
moaned. "What am I going to
do?"
"Let me get a look at the damage. Maybe we can cover
your head with a hat or something."
Pete was trying gamely to find a bright side or something they could
work with. He walked around Clark
slowly and was stunned to see that there was not a single hair left on Clark's
head. He let out a soft whistle.
"What!" Clark shouted.
"There's not even any
stubble." Pete circled his friend again. "Looks a lot like Lex actually."
"Oh, god," Clark moaned
again. "There's got to be something we can do."
Pete stared at Clark. "You're
kidding, right?"
"I'm not kidding. Lex is going to be here soon. What am I going to do?"
"Can't you cancel? Buy us some time to come up with
something?" Pete asked.
"I guess I could try,"
Clark said, doubtfully. "Are
you going to come up with something?"
"I'm going to try, dude."
Pete wondered when it was decided that he had to come up with all the solutions
for Clark's crazy ass problems, but apparently he had. And to think he could have gone to
Kansas State, but no, heÕd decided to stick with his best friends. Today was one of the days that he
questioned his own judgment.
"Look, I've got to go to class, man, but I'll be back as soon as I
can. Try not to panic, and see if
you can find a hat or something in here."
Clark closed the door as Pete left
and wandered back to his mirror. He continued to stare at himself in the
mirror, until there was a knock at the door.
Oh, shit. There was no way Clark could face any of the bozos he shared
a floor with again. He froze in
place, hoping that whoever was knocking would go away if they were led to
believe that Clark wasn't around.
There was a second knock, more vigorous this time.
"Dammit, Clark. Open up if you're in there."
Double shit. It was Lex.
Pete. He should call Pete and make him come back. Yeah, Pete would
rag on him for calling him back right after he'd just left Clark's place, but
it was worth it. Pete would know
what to do. Actually, he probably
wouldn't. But at least Clark
wouldn't have to watch what he was saying while he was freaking out.
"Clark, I saw Pete leaving, so
I know you've got to be there. Open the damn door."
"Clark, I hear you moving
around in there. If you don't open
the door, I'm going to have to assume there's something severely wrong, and
I'll have to call campus security."
Campus security's arrival was
guaranteed to make Clark's dorm mates gather, and he wanted to avoid that at
all costs, even if - as he now was realizing was inevitable - it meant letting
Lex in. He just hoped that Lex
would understand.
Just what he hoped
Lex would understand, Clark still didn't understand.
Realizing he didn't have much
choice, Clark opened his door, just a crack - enough to peer out at Lex but not
enough for Lex to see too much.
"Good morning, Clark," Lex
said. "May I come in?"
"Uh...Lex, I just got up. I haven't showered or dressed yet. I look horrible." Clark knew it was a total lie, but what
was one more at this point?
"Come on," Lex said. "I've seen you right after you've
mucked out stalls. No reason to be
vain. And we need to talk."
Sighing, Clark moved slightly and
opened the door enough to let Lex in, then closed it again as soon as Lex had
crossed the threshold.
"Tell me, Clark," Lex
started in a genial tone, but then cut himself off as he turned to look at
Clark. He froze a minute, taking
in Clark's baldness. "Is this
some sort of sick joke?" Lex asked, his tone sharpening.
"What? No!" Clark, despite knowing that would likely be Lex's first
reaction, was upset by the accusation.
"I didn't do anything.
It just...fell out."
"All your hair fell out
overnight?" Lex's incredulity
was obvious.
"Look at my pillow! And remember last night, when you
complained I was shedding? That's,
I think, when it started."
"Clark, that's just not
normal."
"I know." Clark sighed. "Yet another abnormality in my life."
"Yet another unexplained
phenomenon in the mystery that is Clark Kent." Lex turned back toward the door. "You know, Clark, sometimes there's just too much
that's unexplained." He
opened the door and was gone before Clark could even begin to move.
"Lex, come back!" Clark
called into the hallway, but all that returned was the echo of his own
voice. Under his dorm window, he
could hear the limo pulling away.
With a burst of speed - not as fast
as his personal best, but Ben Johnson or Michael Johnson fast
- Clark was out of his dorm room and following the limo. He couldn't afford to actually stop the
limo on its way to the penthouse - after all, that would raise even more
questions than Clark's baldness.
He followed the car as it pulled into the underground garage and then
sped up the stairs to the penthouse, completely bypassing LexCorp Tower
security. Clark took a calculated
gamble that Lex would head for home before the office and lurked in the shadows
as he waited for Lex to arrive.
He watched as Lex and his assistant
got out of the elevator. Had he
tried, he could have eavesdropped on their conversation, but he knew that Lex
would not share what had happened at Clark's dorm, and therefore there was no
reason to listen in on the conversation.
As they came closer, Clark could
hear Lex's voice. From his tone of
voice, no one would have been able to guess that anything unusual had happened
that morning.
"Fax the specs to Lipton's
office so that they can get the estimate back to us. I will be down in the office in about half an hour; I hope
to have a response back by the time I come in."
"Yes, Mr. Luthor."
Lex let himself into the penthouse
as Maxwell headed back toward the elevator. Once Clark saw the elevator doors close and heard the snick
of the lock being reengaged, he emerged from his hiding place. He approached the penthouse door but
hesitated before knocking. What if
Lex was still angry? What if Lex
wouldn't speak to him, wouldn't hear him out?
But then he realized that if he
didn't do this, Lex would likely never talk to him again and would continue to
think that Clark was mocking him.
Finally, Clark knocked.
"Maxwell? Did you hear back from Lipton
already?" Clark heard the
lock being shot back, and then the door opened. For one second, Clark considered speeding away before Lex
could see him. But then the door
was wide enough for Lex to see out.
"Clark? What are you doing here?" Lex's tone was businesslike, one Clark
recognized but that he had never heard aimed at him before. He'd heard Lex angry, sure, but never
dismissive in this way.
"I..." Now that he was going to have to
explain why he'd come to the penthouse, he couldn't find the words.
"You...what? Felt that humiliating me at your dorm
wasn't sufficient and decided to come here to try again?"
"No, Lex. It's not like that at all. Do you really think I'd do this to mock
you?"
"I never would have thought so
before, but I've been seeing a lot of non-Clark-like behavior from you while
watching the incidents I missed while I was out on my dates. I'm honestly not sure what you would do
and what you wouldn't anymore."
"That's not fair," Clark
said. "Some of those things
the producers made me do; others were taken completely out of
context."
"OK, I might be able to believe
that, given how they've edited incidents I personally witnessed. But...if you were going to choose to
humiliate me, the one thing I could see you choosing - knowing what you know
about my vulnerabilities - would be my appearance. And it seems quite coincidental that your stress reaction
would perfectly mimic my...condition."
"Lex, you have to believe
me."
"No, Clark, actually I
don't. And I have a lot of work to
do. So please leave me to my
work." Lex stepped back from the
doorway and closed the door.
Clark stood, dumbfounded, staring at
the closed penthouse door. He
considered knocking again, but he didn't have any more coherent to say to Lex
than he already had said. He
walked to the elevator and pushed the down button, suddenly wanting to be gone
before Lex came out of the penthouse again.
Clark nodded to the security guard
as he walked out of the building.
Under other circumstances, he would have been much more amused by the
confused expression on the guard's face as Clark walked past. But right now, he had only one
thought. He had to find Pete; he
needed to know what solution Pete had come up with for this mess. And while he had no doubt that Pete
would continue to rag on him for his current situation, it would be worth it,
if he had an idea how to fix it or how to fix the mess with Lex.
He ran back to the dorm and locked
himself in, determined not to open the door again until Pete came over. Looking at his watch, he figured that
it would be at least a half hour until Pete was out of class, so he called
Pete's cell phone, leaving a message he hoped would sound urgent but not
life-or-death. "Pete, it's
Clark. I need your help -- again.
Come by after class, OK?"
Now Clark had a bit of time to
think, and he didn't like any of what came to mind. Lex hated him.
That was all that he could figure out. Because all the time they'd known each other, Lex had never
treated him so callously. And the
ultimate was Lex accusing him of deliberately mocking Lex's appearance. Clark would never do that; Lex should
know better than to think he would.
But Lex wasn't listening to reason.
Pete was coming, though. So maybe he could help Clark figure out
what to say to Lex to get him to listen.
Or, better yet, maybe Pete would go and talk to Lex for
him. Yeah, that would work. He just had to find a way to convince
Pete to do it.
Clark was considering his options
when there was a knock on his dorm room door.
"Who is it?"
"It's Pete, man, as
summoned. Open up."
Clark went to the door, opened it
but stayed out of view of the hallway, and then shut the door the minute Pete
entered.
"How's it going,
Cue-ball?" Pete asked, smirking at Clark.
"Pete, it's not funny."
"Yeah, it is," Pete
replied. Then, more seriously, he
asked, "Any more ideas why it happened?"
"Not a clue," Clark
said. "Though, with my luck,
it's some weird Kryptonian shit."
He sighed. "I keep
wondering what's next, whether all my body hair will fall out
next. Every month that goes by, I
get more comfortable, start believing that all the weird alien shit that could happen to
me has already happened, that there won't be any more
surprises. And then - *bam* -
something like this happens, and it's like high school all over again." Clark sighed again. "And this time...this time, Lex
thinks I'm doing it deliberately, that I'm making fun of him."
Pete laughed. "That idiot. Like you would ever
make fun of him. Of anyone, you'd
be the last one to taunt him about his baldness."
This, Clark figured, was his
opening. "Maybe you would be
able to convince him of that. I
sure couldn't."
"Me? Why would you want me?
Make Chloe do it."
"Pete, I can't make Chloe do
anything. And I'm definitely not
asking her to do this."
"Well, why the hell not?"
"Because I don't want her to
know I'm bald!" Clark yelled.
"She's already treating me like I'm some kind of freak, since this
whole Millionaire thing started.
This would just give her more ammunition."
"Clark, no. I'm not going to do it. Hell, I can barely stand the guy
myself."
"Please?" Clark asked,
using the sad-puppy face he knew always worked on his mother.
"No."
"Well, if Lex and I aren't
talking to each other soon, I can almost guarantee that none of us will be
welcome at the Penthouse on Thursday for the preview of the next
episode." Clark tried to
remember if there was anything in the next episode - the next-to-last episode -
that was potentially damaging to his reputation. Maybe, if he were lucky, he wouldn't have to attend the next
viewing.
"Oh, damn. No more previewing the hotties on that
gigantic screen? OK, Clark. For that, I'll allow
you to manipulate me into going to talk to Lex."
Clark smiled for the first time that
morning. "I knew you'd see it
my way."
"Yeah, yeah," Pete
said. "Now tell me what
happened when Lex showed up here."
He settled himself on the corner of Clark's desk.
Pete was silent as Clark told him
first about Lex's visit to Clark's dorm room and then about the encounter
outside the penthouse.
"Ouch," Pete said when
Clark finally wound down.
"That's harsh."
"No kidding," Clark
said. "I think he meant it,
too. I think he really believed
that I'd do something like that to mock him."
"OK," Pete said. "So what do you expect me to
do?"
"Talk to him; make him
understand that I didn't mean anything the way he took it. Get him to stop slamming doors in my
face."
"I'll do what I can, but no
promises, man."
"Thanks, Pete," Clark
said. "I hate it when Lex and
I are fighting."
"So do the rest of us,"
Pete mumbled under his breath.
Clark heard the comment but decided that having one best friend angry
with him at a time was enough.
"OK," Pete said, standing
up. "I'm off to beard the Lex
in his den."
"Dammit, Pete, that's not
funny!"
"It's just an expression,
man. Lighten up!" Pete grinned. "And, you gotta admit, from where I'm sitting, it's
damned pretty ironic."
"What's so funny?"
"I've been waiting years for you and
Lex to have a falling out. I've
been sittin' on the sidelines since we were sixteen, man. And now that you are on the
outs, who gets sent to make peace?
Me!"
"You're a good friend,
Pete. The best."
"And don't you forget it,
Cue-ball." Pete walked to the
door. "OK, man. I'm on my way. And remember - you owe me one."
"You got it."
Pete headed out of Clark's dorm and
out onto the street. As he headed
for the penthouse, he began to formulate a plan in his head. Lex needed a wake-up call, and who
better than Pete to be the one to give it?
As he pulled into the underground
garage, Pete waved to Miguel, the guard at the entry. Miguel came over.
"So, my young friend, what
brings you here? And without your
adorable blonde girlfriend."
"She's not my
girlfriend," Pete said.
"And I'm here to see Lex."
"Is Mr. Luthor expecting
you?" Pete had been through
this the first night he and Chloe had come for their Thursday night gathering,
but for the past three weeks, Miguel had just waved him through. This inspection was an unexpected
wrinkle.
"No, he's not,
Miguel." Pete paused. "Look, Miguel, please give me a
break on this. I'm only here
because Clark's blackmailing me.
Otherwise, there's no way I'd be doing this."
"On behalf of Mr. Kent?"
Miguel asked. "Well, in that
case...no."
"Come on, man. Clark and Lex are all pissed at one
another, and Clark and Lex aren't talking. And, look, honestly, if it weren't Clark, I never would've
agreed to do this. You gotta let me go
talk to Lex."
"I don't 'gotta' do anything,
Mr. Ross. And Mr. Luthor would be
completely within his rights to fire me for letting you up unauthorized."
"Look," Pete said,
"I'm desperate here. What if
I were to get Clark to vouch for my mission here? Would you then let me in without telling Lex that I'm
here?"
ÒThatÕs not going to help anything,
Mr. Ross. Mr. Luthor declared Mr.
Kent persona non grata about a half an hour ago.Ó
Pete reeled inwardly from that piece
of information. The situation was
much more serious than heÕd thought.
ÒOkay, hereÕs the thing. I
kind of figured that, but Clark left his books for class in the penthouse and
if he doesnÕt have them heÕs going to be in serious trouble.Ó
Miguel thought for just a couple of
seconds, frowning because heÕd always liked young Mr. Kent. "If you can get Mr. Kent to
corroborate your story, then I will let you up without informing Mr.
Luthor. If not, however, I'll be
calling Mr. Luthor for his permission to let you up."
Pete sighed in relief. "Great." Pete pulled out his phone and dialed
Clark. "Clark, man. Thank goodness you're there. Miguel won't let me up to get your
books. Can you talk to
him?" Pete listened for a
moment then handed the phone to the guard.
"Yes, Mr. Kent?" There was a moment of silence, then,
"I'm sorry to hear that. Yes,
of course. I will send him up
directly. Sorry to bother you, Mr.
Kent." Miguel turned off the
phone and handed it back to Pete.
"OK, Mr. Ross," he said.
"Mr. Kent said that he did, indeed, leave some books here, so I
guess I can send you up to the penthouse to get them. But this is a one-time thing, OK?"
"Yes," Pete said. "I appreciate this, man."
"Here, kid," Miguel said,
pulling a visitor's pass off the desk in the guard booth, "put this in your
windshield and use the bottom part as your entrance badge at the front
desk. This will keep them
from harassing you when you go in."
"Hey, thanks, man," Pete
said, grinning widely. This was
more than he'd expected, considering Miguel's previous reticence to let him in.
When Miguel nodded, Pete rolled up
his window and continued into the parking garage. As he searched for a parking space, he thought about what
approach he'd take with Lex. On
the one hand, he'd love to just go up there and put Luthor in his place. He needed to learn that normal people
don't treat their friends like trash.
On the other hand, though, he owed it to Clark not to make the situation
any worse than it already was. Not
that he could guarantee he'd be able to fix the current tear in Clark's
friendship with Lex, but Clark was depending on him not to make things more
strained.
After finally finding a space - Pete
realized that he should have considered the possibility that the garage would
be more crowded during business hours than at night - he headed in to the main
lobby of LexCorp's headquarters.
Much to Pete's surprise, the guard
at the front desk did, in fact, wave him right through upon seeing the
temporary pass that he had affixed to his jacket. Likely there would be additional security up on the
executive floor, but Pete figured he would deal with that obstacle when he
actually encountered it. For all
he knew, all the security was here on the entry floor. Though, knowing Lex, that was highly
unlikely.
Pete found his way to the elevator
to the executive offices and began his ascent to Lex's office. He still hadn't formulated what he'd
say when he saw Lex.
"Well," he said aloud into the silence of the elevator car,
"I guess I'll just have to wing it."
The door opened onto a plush waiting
area staffed by a receptionist.
She looked up the moment the elevator doors opened.
"How may I help you?" she
asked Pete in a professional tone.
"Uh...I'm here to see
Lex."
"Is Mr. Luthor expecting
you?"
"No, he isn't," Pete
answered.
"Mr. Luthor is in meetings all
day; if you leave whatever documentation you are delivering, I will make sure
he receives it." Now the
receptionist's tone was a bit colder, as if she had sized up Pete and found him
undesirable.
"I don't have papers for him;
I'm here to speak to him personally."
"If you don't have an
appointment, I'm afraid that you won't be able to see him this morning,"
the receptionist said, and Pete could almost imagine the frost forming with
each word. "Next time, please
make an appointment. Have a nice
day." She turned away from
Pete, returning to whatever she had been working on before his arrival.
"You don't understand! I have to speak to
Lex, or Clark will kill me."
Pete couldn't believe that he'd made it all the way to Lex's office only
to be turned away. He also
couldn't believe that he was pleading to see Lex Luthor. ÒBesides, how busy can he be? He was supposed to be doing something Ð
god only knows what Ð with Clark today, and that wasnÕt even canceled until an
hour ago.Ó
"I'm sorry, but..."
"But I can't see Mr. Luthor if
I don't have an appointment. Yeah,
I get it." Pete sighed
heavily. Damn, but Clark was going
to owe him big-time for all this.
The receptionist returned yet again
to her work, and Pete began to pace the reception area. After a few minutes, the receptionist
spoke up again.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm going
to have to ask you to leave."
Pete stopped pacing and walked over
to the receptionist's desk.
"I'm waiting to speak to Mr. Luthor."
"For the last time - you will
not be able to speak to Mr. Luthor today if you don't have an
appointment."
"I'm sorry, but that's
unacceptable." Pete tried to
remember all the phrases he'd heard his mother use in this sort of
situation. "I must meet with
Mr. Luthor on urgent business."
The receptionist's businesslike
veneer cracked minutely. "If
it were so urgent, it would have been advisable to make an appointment."
Pete put his hands on the desk in
front of him and leaned forward.
"You don't understand," Pete said, raising his voice. "I can't leave until I've spoken
to Lex."
"I'm sorry," the
receptionist repeated for what Pete figured was at least the hundredth time,
"Mr. Luthor is not available, and if you refuse to leave, I will be forced
to call security."
Pete didn't move.
The receptionist picked up her
phone's handset and pushed a button on the panel in front of her. "Yes," she said into the
telephone. "This is Ms. James
in Mr. Luthor's office. I need
Security to come immediately."
She paused, then said "Thank you" and hung up the phone.
Within minutes, two security guards
stepped out of the elevator.
"What's the problem, Ms. James?" one of them asked.
"This gentleman refuses to
leave the premises, though I've told him that he cannot meet with Mr.
Luthor."
The other guard took Pete's
arm. "Come with us,
sir," he said firmly.
"No!" Pete yelled. "You can't kick me out!"
"Yes, we can," the first
guard said. "And we
will." The guard holding Pete
started walking him toward the elevator.
"Is there a problem
here?" Pete relaxed slightly
when he heard Lex's voice. This
may not have been the optimal way to get a meeting with Lex, but in the end the
result was the same.
"This man wants to meet with
you, but he doesn't have an appointment and has not stated his business,"
Ms. James replied.
"You never asked what my
business was," Pete muttered as he tried to extract his arm from the
guard's grip.
"How can I help you, Mr.
Ross?" Lex asked.
"Can you get this gorilla to
let go of me?" Pete asked.
"Mr. Ross is not a
threat," Lex said to the guard who was holding him. "You can release him; I will make
sure he leaves peacefully."
"OK, Mr. Luthor," the
guard said, relaxing his hold on Pete's arm. Then, acknowledging that they'd been dismissed, the two
guards went back toward the elevator.
"So, Mr. Ross, what's so
important that you had to disrupt what was already a busy day?"
ÒCut the bullshit, Lex. I know you were planning to spend the
day with Clark today. How busy
could you possibly be?Ó Pete scoffed.
ÒItÕs a busy day now, Mr. Ross,Ó Lex
replied, dismissively. ÒTo what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?Ó
"I have to talk to you,
Lex. It's important."
"Shall we talk in my
office?" Lex asked, turning back to the receptionist. "Thank you, Ms. James. Mr. Ross will not be bothering you any
further. Please hold my calls; if
London calls, tell them that our meeting will be pushed back twenty
minutes."
Lex led Pete through a door off the
reception area and into a quiet corridor.
The dŽcor resembled that of the penthouse, but without any of the
personal touches that Lex had added to his home.
At the end of the corridor, Lex
opened a heavy set of double wooden doors. "After you, Mr. Ross," he said, gesturing for Pete
to enter.
While Pete had gotten quite
comfortable with being at Lex's private apartment, this was the first time he
had ever been in Lex's office, and he found it to be every inch as intimidating
as it was meant to be. This was
the office of a powerful man, a man who could, and did, make decisions that
affected hundreds if not thousands of people's lives. And Pete was about to attempt to go up against that power. For a moment, he considered backing
out, friendship with Clark be damned.
But only for a moment.
As Pete had been staring goggle-eyed
at his surroundings, Lex had settled himself back behind his desk. "So, Mr. Ross," Lex said,
"now that you've disrupted my schedule to suit your own needs, how can I
help you?"
"Look, Lex," Pete said,
"Cut the bullshit, would you? I had to see you. I promised Clark."
"Yes," Lex said, his tone
even, "Clark can be very persuasive."
"You gotta understand,
Lex. Clark didn't mean to hurt
you. Hell, you're the best friend
he's got - even better than me.
And let me tell you, that part hurts. But that's not important right now. I hate seeing Clark like this - all
mopey, all poor-me. So if coming
to you to beg for your forgiveness on his behalf does anything to improve
Clark's mood, I'll do it."
"That's very loyal of you, Mr.
Ross."
"Yeah, loyalty," Pete
said, giving up all attempts at a professional, calm attitude. "You used to know something about
that. Look at how much Clark has
sacrificed for you! He gave up his
summer break to go off on some crazy-assed publicity stunt for you. What's the result? His parents' business has lost
customers! And while that's the most
recent example, it's not the only one.
So when some absolutely fucked-up shit happens to him, and he's freaking
out and scared, what happens? You,
his best friend in the whole, wide world, think it's all about you, and you
storm off in a huff!"
"Not my strongest debate
tactic," Lex conceded.
"Think, man. Be rational about this. Is Clark the type of guy who'd shave
his head just to hurt you?"
"Before the last few weeks, I
wouldn't have thought so. But I'm
finding out that there's a lot about Clark that I didn't know before."
Pete struggled against his desire to
say something stupid like "You don't know the half of it." Instead, he said, "You know who
Clark is. You know he's not
intentionally mean to people. It's
not in his nature."
"You and I both know that he
sometimes has...a changeable nature," Lex said.
Think fast, Pete admonished
himself. "Yeah, but that was
back in high school. That hasn't
happened in years."
"Look, Pete," Lex
said. "I know you mean
well. I know you're doing this for
Clark's sake. You'd most likely be
more than happy to see me out of Clark's life for good."
"Yeah," Pete said
reluctantly.
"I can't see him right
now. I just can't. I need some time to myself, time I'm
not in the office. Give me a
couple of days, and I might see things differently. But right now, I can't see Clark."
"You see that thing on your
desk, Lex?" Pete asked. "It's a
phone. You know Clark is sitting
by his phone, waiting for you to call him and tell him all is
forgiven."
Lex held up a hand. "At this point, I am unable to
talk to Clark. Tell him...tell him
I'll be in touch over the weekend.
That's the best I can do."
"Dammit, Lex! I feel like I'm back in tenth grade or
something. You aren't talking to
Clark; Clark's not talking to you.
I'm the go-between, stuck in the middle of two warring factions. Been there, done that. I don't want to do it again."
"Just this once,
Pete. Consider it your penance for
bulldozing your way into my office, even if you were doing it at Clark's
request."
Pete sighed. "And then I'm out of this,
OK? Any more communication between
the two of you either has to be direct, or you've got to find another
sucker. I can't stand being caught
in the middle like this. Next
time, either use Chloe or you're on your own."
"Oh, I doubt there
will be another situation quite like this one," Lex said.
"Thank
God." Pete walked to the door. "So, I'm outta here. You'll keep the attack dogs at
bay? I promise to go straight to
my car and not cause any more problems."
"Yes, Pete. You'll be allowed out unscathed."
"That's a
relief." Pete turned to the
double doors, hesitated briefly as if he were preparing himself to be accosted
despite Lex's assurances, and left, leaving Lex to his business and his
thoughts. He'd tried. Hell, he'd almost gotten himself
arrested on Clark's behalf. That
was the best he could do.
Now he just had to break
that news to Clark.
END (for now)
Eliminated this
round: Stacy S., Lindsey, Jennifer
Continuing on: Delia, Marnie, Veronica